Worlds hardest creature 2010 EVIL 8: Honey Badger V Great White Shark

[Spy]

Time to take this battle to the microphone

I'm fearless
Fuck with me and you'll be earless
When it comes to fighting I'm the master
Got more power than a natural disaster
Bad things happen to those that slate me
It wasn't an earthquake that fucked up Haiti
Claim my place on the hardman throne
I'm the number one gangsta, Animal Capone

How d'ya like that Sharky Shark?!

They call me great white,
I was born to fuckin fight,
Got more teeth than the tooth fairy,
My rhymes are tight but my vibe is lairy,
Little badger this ain't Wind in the Willows,
I'm hard as stone, you just soft like pillows,
Let's kick it old school and fight without any laws
Mess with me, I'll chomp you up like Jaws!

Awwwwwww yeah!!!! What yo gonna do now?? You got served!!!!

[Arriba]

the honey badger,you serious,?you must be having a laugh
it wouldn't last a minute in a fucking tadpoles bath
the great white one has this in the bag,he is king of the seas
for he would bring flea ridden badger right down to its knees
no doubt about it the great white shark is too much for the badger
old honey aint even half the size of the white ones tadger
so tell me all you badger crew how many men you've ate?
old mighty great white likes to dine with limbs apon his plate

[BANGKOK RED]

The great white is compensation for a small penis.

[Harold Shipmans Glasses]

The great white is compensation for a small penis.

honey badger is compensation for a manky minge

[spacey]

White is the colour of surrender
This shark ain't a serious contender
These other fools how can you vote 'em?
I got razor sharp teeth and they're heading for your scrotum
If you're looking for an assassin, I'm the market leader
l'm a bigger threat than Al Qaeda
I'll crush the competition like tiny ants
When the shark sees me coming he's gonna shit his pants

Yeah, what's that you saying shark girl?!

[Spy]

White is the colour of surrender
This shark ain't a serious contender
These other fools how can you vote 'em?
I got razor sharp teeth and they're heading for your scrotum
If you're looking for an assassin, I'm the market leader
l'm a bigger threat than Al Qaeda
I'll crush the competition like tiny ants
When the shark sees me coming he's gonna shit his pants

Yeah, what's that you saying shark girl?!

Great white like coke nigga, I like it raw
I fucking you up, you silly little whore
Badboy SHARK, not dolphin like flipper
Son I'm the fuckin evil twin of Jack the ripper
I'll make you bleed, you'll be black, white and red
Mash you all up, you'll wish you were dead
Then you'll beg me for mercy like that Duffy soul singer
But I won't listen Honey Badger I want you for dinner



Ouch! It's gettin hot in here!!!!

[DiV]

just because the badger is fearless doesnt mean its hard, it makes it a bit like a chav who think they are all that and put on this front.

how many chavs do you know that eat snakes?

[Samdy Gray]

Where's Barry the Ginster wrapper when you need him?

[Ginginho]

The badger beats the shark, are you serious?
Some of you begbie fans are fuckin' delirious
We're the Great White Massive, there ain't no stoppin' us
Not a badger, a tiger or a hippopotamus
For the badger to win, it's gonna take a miracle
Not just MC Honey B gettin' all lyrical

[Spy]

The badger beats the shark, are you serious?
Some of you begbie fans are fuckin' delirious
We're the Great White Massive, there ain't no stoppin' us
Not a badger, a tiger or a hippopotamus
For the badger to win, it's gonna take a miracle
Not just MC Honey B gettin' all lyrical

 

[iffy]

I was all for honey badger until this shit descended into a playschool version of 8 mile.

[penhill red]

Even after the nusery rhymes i'm voted for Badger. My understanding is that it is pound for pound, and the great white gets fucked over by "Free Willy" and the Honey badger is the most fearless animal, that makes him harder, surely?

[herthab]

Dolphins kill sharks.

If Flipper is harder than a shark, I'm going for the badger.

[mexico red]

poll closes great white shark wins

[Don Rogers Shop]

Great white like coke nigga, I like it raw
I fucking you up, you silly little whore
Badboy SHARK, not dolphin like flipper
Son I'm the fuckin evil twin of Jack the ripper
I'll make you bleed, you'll be black, white and red
Mash you all up, you'll wish you were dead
Then you'll beg me for mercy like that Duffy soul singer
But I won't listen Honey Badger I want you for dinner



Ouch! It's gettin hot in here!!!!

Fking racist twat