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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #15 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:09 »

Get over it you big gay bear! Smiley
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #16 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:50 »

what i want to know is are any of the ladies gonna join in on this little converation?
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Doore

« Reply #17 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:03:07 »

The first few posts on this thread remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners. 

Lying bastards.
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round

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« Reply #18 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:06:43 »

Shouldn't this be not safe for work? Ghost of noble would have a heart attack
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wiggy
Whippet fancying, T-shirt flogging cunt

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« Reply #19 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:16:49 »

I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room.

It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
Crispy
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:27:36 »

I've been scared for life.
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:39:16 »

Fingered a mates bird while we were all in the same bed after a party. Many years ago! Mate had passed out alsleep but his mrs who was between us both made no attempt to stop my wandering hands that night soapy tit wank!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:04:31 »

I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:35:00 »

I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room.

It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff

This is my favourite TEF post of all time....
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 01:54:05 »

I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin.
is that why I have a baby now? You fucker Si! I want maintenance
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4D
Or not 4D that is the question

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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:59:08 »

I've been scared for life.

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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 17:08:46 »

Slammed a 30yr old while her husband was at work and her two kids were in bed upstairs. 19 year olds these days..
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Money doesn't buy happiness. It does buy marshmellows though... Which is kinda the same thing.
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