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« Reply #105 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 21:25:56 » |
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In 2008 and 2009 I paid to watch WWE wrestling at Newcastle Metro Arena and enjoyed it both times.
I'd do it again.
i went in 2000 and loved it. Main evern was a fatal 4 way with undertaker vs kane vs mankind vs stone cold. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #106 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 21:43:23 » |
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I remember JFW telling me a story about being caught starkers by a delivery man which amused me at the time
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Dazzza
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« Reply #107 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 22:12:18 » |
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I had a flatmate who rarely changed his bed sheets.
I hid a pork pie under his pillow. It remained there for 6 weeks. I grew tired of the daily check to see if it was still there and decided to put in the fridge on a plate. The next day he ate said pie after coming in pissed. He spent the next week severely leaking at both ends with food poisoning.
It still makes me chuckle to this day.
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #108 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 23:39:05 » |
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I am shamelessly flirting with every single female I can find on Facebook that is going to the same uni that I plan on in September.
I might not get the grades, but I plan to be well prepared if i do!
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #109 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 08:46:57 » |
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But everyone will assume 118 man is you?
Oh get on with it for fuck sake. |
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #110 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 08:50:35 » |
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Sorry, went to bed... my favourite JFW story is when she got busy with a 118 118 man on the bonnet of her car, ruining the paintwork with her stiletto heel boots in the process. She may have been dressed as a bunny girl at the time, I'm not too sure
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #111 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 09:15:11 » |
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Went on holiday with some college mates to Newquay last year, one of the girls there was a girl who had been obsessed with me for 2 years, and told her friends she planned to sleep with me. On our first night she kept buying me drinks, I wasn't complaining, also happened to be the night Swindon vs Exeter was on tv so need some drinks to cheer me up at 1-0 down, got wasted, she made a move on me, and I banged the shit out of that, not realising she was a virgin, woke up in the morning to find my bed sheets turned from blue to red.
She then thought we were a "couple" because we shagged, told her I couldn't stand her, she went mental. So in turn I swapped our bedsheets over and she had to sleep 5 more nights in her bloodstained bedsheets whilst mine was blood free.
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« Reply #112 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 09:28:42 » |
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Haha - LAD!!!
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« Reply #113 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 12:01:27 » |
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....got wasted, she made a move on me, and I banged the shit out of that.....
Whoever said romance was dead? I love the 'that' bit, the final insult. |
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 22:38:39 » |
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'That' doesn't do it justice , she looks like a moonmin  |
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jb
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« Reply #115 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 23:34:59 » |
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my first conquest was a girl aged 22 at the time, 5 years my senior. my second conquest was her mum on their living room sofa with my mate asleep on the other sofa.
i still feel guilty!
You sir are a legend. How old was the mum? |
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DMR
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« Reply #116 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 00:50:53 » |
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Not really confessions as common knowledge amongst mates etc but as I suppose the TEF has a right to know. As a starting point,
I've vomited on the job twice. First time all over the bed after 6th form leavers do as the bird in question was undressing so I just got up and fucked off. Second time on a mates stag do in Costa Brava March 09, 3 of us having this minging hooker, for some inexplicable reason I thought I'd go down for a munch and the sheer sight of the thing has had me barrying like a fucking river. Needless to say we didnt get what we paid for.
More in the morning x
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DMR
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« Reply #117 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 00:54:27 » |
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Can we Lounge this btw for future ones...
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tans
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« Reply #118 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 01:17:50 » |
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Love you dave
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #119 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 02:31:40 » |
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Not really confessions as common knowledge amongst mates etc but as I suppose the TEF has a right to know. As a starting point,
I've vomited on the job twice. First time all over the bed after 6th form leavers do as the bird in question was undressing so I just got up and fucked off. Second time on a mates stag do in Costa Brava March 09, 3 of us having this minging hooker, for some inexplicable reason I thought I'd go down for a munch and the sheer sight of the thing has had me barrying like a fucking river. Needless to say we didnt get what we paid for.
More in the morning x
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