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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 12:56:59 » |
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I once did 75 in a 70 mile an hour zone.
True story.
You crazy bastard!! |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:01:40 » |
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You crazy bastard!!
You know it mofo! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:01:53 » |
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Tame, tame, tame.
I once fucked an underage girl in her mum's bed and used a hairdryer to dry the wet patch. My (now ex) girlfriend was not amused when she found out, luckily I had an understanding family member and a rock solid alibi.
This does not surprise me. The only thing that is a surprise is that the underage girl in question wasn't your blood relation and you didn't offer her around afterwards. |
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:11:56 » |
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Many years ago i dated two girls for over a year and the only reason i got caught was i added a third and got careless with the multiple lies . Porked all three in one day................bad bad bad
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:20:21 » |
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Many years ago i dated two girls for over a year and the only reason i got caught was i added a third and got careless with the multiple lies . Porked all three in one day................bad bad bad
Done a similar thing but with a group of 3 best mates. I was not a popular bloke |
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:48:25 » |
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This does not surprise me.
The only thing that is a surprise is that the underage girl in question wasn't your blood relation and you didn't offer her around afterwards.
I've never had sex with a blood relative of mine... I would have chucked one up my auntie a few years back but she's looking haggard now. Want her number? |
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 13:51:14 » |
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Done a similar thing but with a group of 3 best mates. I was not a popular bloke
you dated your 3 best mates?....dude!!! |
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:04:21 » |
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I've never had sex with a blood relative of mine... I would have chucked one up my auntie a few years back but she's looking haggard now. Want her number?
Please. |
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:17:55 » |
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I went on holiday to Majorca with a mate when I was in my early 20's.
On the 2nd night there, I got totally wrecked (After entering about 10 tequila slammer competitions).
The last my mate saw of me was when I staggered out of Tokyo Joe's at 1 in the morning. The next time he saw me was 7.30, when I arrived back at the hotel in just my underpants, with no recollection of the previous 6 and a half hours.
My money, jeans, shirt, trainers, fags, lighter and hotel key were never found and I never found out what happened.
RAPE! |
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:18:33 » |
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RAPE!
You've raped someone? Sicko!! |
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:22:36 » |
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You've raped someone? Sicko!!
# It was herthab though. He looked so god coing out of Tokyo joe's. |
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:26:17 » |
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Haha - suprise sex! Let the good times roll....  |
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:27:24 » |
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Haha - suprise sex! Let the good times roll.... nowt wrong with a decent struggle cuddle. |
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:29:35 » |
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Unless your the one suprised or struggling
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:31:25 » |
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I went on holiday to Majorca with a mate when I was in my early 20's.
On the 2nd night there, I got totally wrecked (After entering about 10 tequila slammer competitions).
The last my mate saw of me was when I staggered out of Tokyo Joe's at 1 in the morning. The next time he saw me was 7.30, when I arrived back at the hotel, totally starkers, with a condom hanging out of my arse, with no recollection of the previous 6 and a half hours.
My money, jeans, shirt, trainers, fags, lighter and hotel key were never found and I never found out what happened. |
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