walrus
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« on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:45:30 » |
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I'm going into hiding Thursday afternoon and coming back out Saturday morning. Weekends just ain't safe for Walrus.
After a heavyish one last night, didn't go out tonight so was lumbered with the 11pm 50-mile round trip to Croydon to pick up my little sister. As I chugged into Purley, the night began to take a turn for the worst. A group of jovial drunks, pissing about on the road were pretending to step in front of cars and such-like. One of them being a clever cunt pretends to step in front of my car, but as he retracts his foot he kicks his own leg away and falls directly in front of my car. Instinctively swerve to the other side of the road, to be greeted by the Number 468. A narrow miss later and I continued merrily, but shakily, along my way.
House on the corner, first left after the speed camera my mum had said. Hey presto, no house. I slowly travel down this one way street, ignorant to a car racing towards me. I pull over to allow him to pass, only to have the car stop alongside me. One of those flash Audi coupe's - not the poofy TT, the more manly one. Filled with four stout men, I tried not to insight them. I look blankly and suddenly they're incensed, with the passenger screaming out his window with samples of gob splattering over my freshly washed window. I quickly drive off only to see to my horror they're turning round. Screaming down this one way street, narrower and bumpier than our own Shrivenham road, the wrong way at speeds of upto 80mph, I sharply pulled down a side street, flicked the lights off and into someone's drive. I dived into the passenger stairwell and prayed my heartbeat wouldn't give me away.
About a minute passed and I dared to look up. The Audi was gone, but in itself place a stern looking Japanese man clad in pyjamas and silk dressing gown. The driveway I'd pulled up belong to a young family, and before I had time to explain I was hurriedly ushered off the driveway. Another 30 minutes of searching Croydon, with my sister's phone not working (network down she reckons) and my mum screaming at me down the phone to find my doubtless raped, mugged and murdered sister, it wasn't exactly the best of nights!!
I geniunely don't know what spurred the blokes in the car to chase me, but judging the passenger's diatribe, I would guestimate he'd was more drugged up than Richard Bacon on a Smithklein-Beecham open-day!
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:49:15 » |
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your life sucks, whereabouts in croydon were you?
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walrus
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:51:33 » |
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Place called Sandilands to be precise, which I'm not totally sure where it is - sort of West Croydon I think!
I think God hates me...
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yeo
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:51:41 » |
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Good work again Walrus. There really are some weirdo's out there.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:53:03 » |
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i want to know what you did to incite mr audi
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walrus
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:55:04 » |
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I *may* have briefly blown out my cheeks, but as a half-assed sort of, bugger off you fat fuck and not in an angry or aggressive manner....
Thing is I hadn't really done anything wrong in the first place, well other than go down a one-way street backwards. I did pull over etc. to let him past but they're were obviously looking for a fight, not that I'd be much competition for four lardo's like themselves.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:56:26 » |
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how done up is your car, most normal drivers don't get singled out!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:56:27 » |
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don't diss fat people, me and yeovil will 'av you
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 23:57:25 » |
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:cheers:
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walrus
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, June 12, 2005, 08:35:25 » |
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how done up is your car, most normal drivers don't get singled out! Me? Drive a done-up car? Never! No modifications except alloy pedals for the ultimate go-faster feel, I have to post a pic! Yeovil and you can't be fat SY, or my mental images of you two are decimated!
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