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magic8ball

« Reply #15 on: Monday, October 23, 2006, 07:57:21 »

I like the way that Walrus has been missing since his initial post at 4:27pm on Saturday. For all we know he keeled over due to blood loss.

Hasn't anybody called an ambulance?

You people sicken me  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 12:01:08 »

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My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt

What? for three days at a time every month or so?
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 20:01:01 »

It cleared up by itself....  But my God was it painful.  It was bleeding non-stop, and I was farting with hilarious consequences...  The smells were enough to clear a room.  Fortunately I was in a nightclub for most of the time so I could blame it on other people....

Fuck me that was embarrassing.

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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 20:01:43 »

Did you use a tampax on your behind?
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 11:05:55 »

ahahahaha bleeding bum murphy. its the cock that does it see boyo.
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officially blacker than the night.
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