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Our GillsConnect fan on the terrace gives his take on last nights entertaining game at the County Ground

http://tinyurl.com/6cb9prl

BTW Gills fans have given the thumbs up on the Bar 21 after enjoying a few pre-match tipples

Give it 10 years and it may very well be.

Agree mostly with your match report. Didn't think Kuffour looked that dangerous though.

May have been a one off, or we may have just coped well with him, but he wasn't the livewire he normally is - losing a bit of pace maybe.

Anyone else see the trouble after the game:

One of their horses escaped and was eating the grass on a lawn down the Shrivenham Road.

Terrible - My young lad was in tears and never wants to go to a football match again.

Pikey's.

kuffour did one amazing touch though, controlling a punt from the keeper. other than that, not a lot. Nouble surprised me, looked handy.

Rooney was very good.

wouldn't be surprised if we both finished top 3-ish.

Their right back (Fish ?) looked to be a good player.

Fish.... Gills  :)

Nice one Reg - gutted that I missed that.

So he didn't get battered then?

He's a pike-y

Nouble was completely different to when he was here, he looked half decent last night and actually looked like a footballer. I thought Rooney was very good, unbelievably quick feet for this level and was unlucky with his shot that hit the post, he was the player that really stood out for them i think.

Although improved I personally thought Nouble flattered to deceive.

He certainly put his heart and sole into it

Oh cod, this plaice is punning up again.

  :doh:  Good Cod, here we go again.

agree about that being a good touch but the next time the ball went to him he let it go under his feet for a throw in. Nouble spent most of the time offside or on his arse. I wouldn't want either in my side. I'd take Rooney though and the keeper.

What about Charlie Lee and Chris Whelpdale (if you noticed them at all)? My Posh supporting mate is surprised they are playing in League 2.

I thought Lee played weel, disrupted our midfield and gave ferry and smith a hard time. Midfield was about even over 90  mins.

What a load of Carp.

please say this is an eel pun and not a spelling mistake?!

Oh great, we haven't had a fish pun thread for ages.

Yes was thing how bleak it has been since the last one.

was "thinking" dohh.

Have you halibut too much to drink?

The fish puns in this thread are beginning to flounder.

I've haddock 'nuff with this.

Indeed - some very bad puns have slipped through the net!

You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to come up with these awful puns.

Its a load of old pollocks to me, we all need kelp.

I can't take any more of this thread!  I'm off to watch some prawn to cheer myself up!

I don't mind thread which descend into pun-offs. But we have so many fish ones on here it's not even funny

Cheers Poindexter.

Agreed, after all we don't want to fillet with fish puns

I would say that Nouble looked dangerous when he dropped out wide for the ball and started to do his tricks and run at players and cross the ball in but in front of goal he still looked like a fish out of water

I agree BD, this thread is wearing quite fin.

The quality of the puns is quickly sliding down the scale

Enough of this, I just want a mere dorsal of information about the game.

You can talk "weighing in" with your own.

Only because you couldn't find one for the net.

I did think they were going to nick one at the end and make it 2-1, that would have set up a tench finish...

We must be bream ing with confidence going into Saturdays game.

especially after 3 wins in a roe

Do you have to cast such wide a-sturgeons?

Oh for fuck's hake   :)

Halibut

Sprat!

Good cod.

Whatever happened to Ian Herring ?

Took my wife and young lad for the second time this season and they had a whale of a time. My lad was tired towards the end and was getting crabby though. Had to pay ten squid for him and he's only seven. Looks like they've caught the bug and are coming again on Saturday to watch a flounder ing Bradford.

There used to be a non-league player called Lee Elam, which was quite funny.

Backwards.

Thankyou for clarifying your puns with bold font. However, despite the perceived lack of intelligence of most posters, I can say with some confidence we could have identified your dreadful jokes without the aforementioned assistance.

Yours faithfully
DMR

One glaring slip away from comedy brilliance. No margin for error at this level.

did anyone hear the stickleback song at half time?

Highlights on the bbc finally up:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15471127.stm

Get in there!

Nice to see the highlights up. I have to say though, that if I was a Gills fan I would be pretty pissed off with them, they really didn't reflect the game well.

Difficult to do that in a minute which for some reason is all they've chosen to show. Showed one of their chances and one of ours plus our 2 goals. Fuck em!

Congratulations.

No one likes a smart arse.

I can't spot your fish pun in there?  Could you bold it?

The picture quality in the DRS concourse could be better - someone really needs to learn how to tuna telly.

Sorry.
 
[irony]One glaring slip away from comedy brilliance. No margin for error at this level.[/irony]

Does that help you?

Four pages of fish related puns?

The TEF has reached new depths...

The TEF has reached trawled new depths...

You're kidding? DMR = Dace Mackeral Roach

You're kidding? DMR = Dace Mackeral Roach

Mackerel, it's mackerel

I was tired Nev;  I even posted it twice  :)
 
I should have put down Mullet, I can imagine DMR  being a mullet kind of guy.

Immensely, thx.