We could be...
a) Sunderland
b) Brad Barry, about to experience his second successive relegation in his ongoing journey to the Beezer Homes League
c) Nope, sorry, I've got nothing else
I mentioned on the MDT...we could be Torquay (Tur-kee if your name is PDC), now relegated to the National League South or 6th tier. Nice to see Macclesfield back in the league though.
Promotion/Demotion: A Story====================
So off skulk Spireites after 97 years,
With the boys from Haircut shedding many a tears.
Those Shrimpers could gatecrash a lonely demise
But we sure would miss their simply, tasty pies.
As Rampant Stanley and Hatters march the other way,
Wycombe, Grecians or Magpies can claim on the final day?
One for sorrow and two for joy,
Notts County would love to overturn those Chairboys.
It's hello to Men of Silk and goodbye to Men of Milk,
Will the Super White Army return with a similar ilk?
The Shakers receive a wooden spoon, the most deserving of prizes,
And in their rightful place return Concrete Franchises.
To ask if they'll be joined by Rochdale and Cobblers,
How about Pine Villa or even the Saddlers?
One club will fail on the final date,
And experience demotion, it's never too late.
So onto next season with an almost clean slate,
Would Phil Brown find it too much on his plate?
In a strange twist of kismet, Flitcroft could well oversee,
His former clubs pitfalls of a distinctly average three.
By BNS