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You spin me right round baby right round
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« on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:18:27 » |
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walcot red
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:20:59 » |
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kerry red
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:22:23 » |
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I get my butler to do it
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Hubba-hubba
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:25:13 » |
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I've adopted the shells-approach like in Demolition Man.
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:26:05 » |
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With toilet roll
Not a dock leaf then? |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:26:24 » |
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Moist toilet wipes are a must for the stubborn bits.
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kerry red
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:29:39 » |
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A quick whoosh from the garden hose to get rid of any stubborn klingons
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walcot red
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:29:57 » |
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Not a dock leaf then?
A friend of mine once wiped his arse with a stinging nettle, I fucking pissed myself laughing when he did it. |
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Matchworn Shirts
For Sale
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:30:22 » |
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Bidet
or for the peasants an Oxford shirt
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I come from a land down-under
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mystical_goat
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 15:41:12 » |
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Stand and fold.
None of this sitting or scrunching business.
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pericarp
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:36:45 » |
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Back to front or front to back.
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:41:42 » |
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Get someone else to do it.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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Bathtime
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:44:13 » |
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Walking across Hyde Park a few years ago had total stomach cramps drived into nearest bush. Pleased I had still got my newspaper. Still remember the sheer relief....
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:44:45 » |
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On a Poxford Shirt.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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Gnasher
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 18:22:47 » |
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Moist toilet wipes are a must for the stubborn bits.
I've started using these and feel very clean. I understand it's sign you're over 40 when you use moist wipes. |
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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