Seeing Sussex rather plastered was quite funny....
Plastered was not the word I would use to describe Sussex Red.
1) He was making eyes at walrus and dv85
2) Telling walrus and dv85 they should have a go on Lady
3) Walking into cars in CG car park
4)Doesn't remember setting foot in the CGH me buying him a shandy, him knocking into people or me dragging him out by his ears
5) He tried to kiss the bloke infront of him at football
6)Called my mate a wanker
7) Called the blokes who sit behind me spastics
8)Lost some of his money
9) Luckily he went to sleep on the way home
10) Did not believe we were in CGH and thought I was making it up I dragged him out - had to text Whits and Village for proof
11) I can't dump him coz he bought me an easter egg
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Please speak to us again Devon Red