blinkpip
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« on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:12:00 » |
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I just went to the police station to report about my car being damage. And my mate came along. Just outside the police station there is a wall, and he tried jumping it. He got his legs in a tangle and smashed his head on the path, broke his front tooth in half and cracked his head open.
Went in the police station and they told him he would have to walk down the town centre to use the public loo's, to clean up. The bastard pigs wouldn't let him use the police bogs.
I don't know how much a new front tooth costs? anyone else ever smash their head open?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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Johno
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:12:54 » |
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 crieky! ain't very good at jump britain then!? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:13:18 » |
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yeh it fucking hurts! Luckily it wasn't bad but if it was i'd have to have it glued back together at hospital
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:17:14 » |
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about 300 quid
We picked up a mate placed him in a bin jamming his arms in the side then watched as he slowly toppled over and headbutted the curve.
Cost £300.00 to cap front tooth.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:19:37 » |
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thought this was going to be about dave. meh
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:24:53 » |
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yowchie.
at the front of our close of houses in oxford, there's a cobbled bit of road on the way in. one of my nieghbours kids came down the hill and over the cobbles. he fell and landed face-first on the ground, blood and teeth all over the place :?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:47:47 » |
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there's three pains that i hate more than anything. getting pinched :x getting you arm/wrist twisted so its behind you :x and anything to do with teeth  |
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:20:35 » |
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about 300 quid
We picked up a mate placed him in a bin jamming his arms in the side then watched as he slowly toppled over and headbutted the curve.
Cost £300.00 to cap front tooth. look on his face....priceless |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Dazzza
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:23:47 » |
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 Coke mist generator there Whits! |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 22:21:24 » |
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I chipped my front tooth when I was drunk and ran into one of those metal boxes on poles that you buy maps from :x
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 22:31:40 » |
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I've got some head scars.One from being hit over the head with a trowel, one from falling over, and one from getting my head kicked in by some bloke.
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blinkpip
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, January 21, 2005, 23:42:21 » |
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Just seen him and half his head is bruised. He can't lie down and can't eat.
Can't get his tooth fixed either, has to wait a least a week for the brusing to go down.
I feel it's my fault, cos I asked him to come with me to the police station.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, January 22, 2005, 00:32:00 » |
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yeh i guess it is. did you build said wall as well blinkpip?
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blinkpip
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, January 22, 2005, 10:59:13 » |
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yeh i guess it is. did you build said wall as well blinkpip? You weren't ment to release this sort of information. Ill get in trouble. |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, January 22, 2005, 11:00:29 » |
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did you report your car thing in the end?
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