2 Goats - Any Suggestions?

[Joycie]

Give them knives and let them duke it out.

Spit on the winners face to toughen him up a bit then take Ireland.

[nevillew]

Living here in rural Ireland strange things happen that certainly never did in Swindon.

Just got a call from the wife on her way home to say she had picked up 2 small goats which had been abandoned down the lane where we live.

They are now happily eating away in an overgrown field we have.

Problem is, we can't keep them because of the greyhounds we have.

Any suggestions, sensible or otherwise?

Are you kidding ?

[kerry red]

No - I'm not bleating either 

[Flashheart]

Are you kidding ?

Ewe just can't help yourself, can ewe?

[nevillew]

Silly billy.

[Samdy Gray]

You ok nev, you seem a bit gruff?

[Notts red]

They need a nanny to look after them,

[Simon Pieman]

Have you managed to find someone who wants these, a goatacre?