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« Reply #19230 on: Monday, April 13, 2015, 20:30:32 » |
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Did he use to drive for SW Transport ?
Possibly but it was donkey's years ago. They lived on Hackleton Rise if that helps! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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horlock07
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« Reply #19231 on: Monday, April 13, 2015, 20:40:35 » |
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Used to work with a bloke who"s nickname was "2 Dogs"
Fuck knows why he was called called that.
Wasn't two dogs one of the original alcopops... alcoholic lemonade like Hooch? |
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Sippo
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« Reply #19232 on: Monday, April 13, 2015, 20:43:28 » |
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You're thinking of mad dog.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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horlock07
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« Reply #19233 on: Monday, April 13, 2015, 20:45:48 » |
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You're thinking of mad dog.
Nah that's Mad Dog 20 20! |
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« Reply #19234 on: Monday, April 13, 2015, 23:12:40 » |
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Mrs Petrie used to walk around the Parade with loads of dogs.
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« Reply #19235 on: Tuesday, April 14, 2015, 10:58:46 » |
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« Reply #19236 on: Tuesday, April 14, 2015, 11:23:18 » |
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If she was blowing him, fair enough, but who really gives a flying one
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« Reply #19237 on: Tuesday, April 14, 2015, 11:26:11 » |
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« Reply #19238 on: Tuesday, April 14, 2015, 11:27:48 » |
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I feel sorry for the lass who has her massive forehead is now all over the internet but not her face! |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #19239 on: Tuesday, April 14, 2015, 12:13:10 » |
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I love my misses to bits, but she can be a fucking nightmare when she's had too much booze. She's a bit Jekyll and Hyde where booze is concerned.
Anyway... this is perhaps relevant to Jimmy's predicament. Your's truly can be a cunning chap at times. Whenever Lady Flashheart show signs that she is about to go on a wobbly because of the booze it might seem obvious that one should stop her from boozing. Thinking outside of the box, however, I realised that what she really needed was MORE booze. That way, by the time we get home she's ready to crash.
So what you need, Mr Glass, is MORE dog. Go over the top with enthusiasm about a St. Bernard or something.
It may be a risky strategy, but it's surely less risky than the divorce strategy?
This is pure genius. Next time my mrs complains about the mess, I'm going to fuck shit up big style. |
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« Reply #19240 on: Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 09:31:15 » |
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You know when you go for a piss but you can't completely relieve yourself and you're left feeling as though you still need a piss?
That. That's what's annoying me right now and has been for a while.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #19241 on: Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 09:36:30 » |
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You know when you go for a piss but you can't completely relieve yourself and you're left feeling as though you still need a piss?
That. That's what's annoying me right now and has been for a while.
Prostate swelling, comes with hitting 40 mate. |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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« Reply #19242 on: Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 20:57:25 » |
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I feel sorry for the lass who has her massive forehead is now all over the internet but not her face!
If she looks anything like the one on the right, I'd say that would be a relief. |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #19243 on: Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 21:10:12 » |
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What the fuck is up with people? And then this bit at the end... "In March 2014, she apologised for painting her face black and dressing as film star Whoopi Goldberg's character in Sister Act for a fancy dress party." Apologize to who and for what reason exactly ?? |
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« Reply #19244 on: Thursday, April 16, 2015, 01:13:37 » |
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What the fuck is up with people?
And then this bit at the end...
"In March 2014, she apologised for painting her face black and dressing as film star Whoopi Goldberg's character in Sister Act for a fancy dress party."
Apologize to who and for what reason exactly ??
I get the whole LVG thing is over sensitive but when did blackface stop being offensive? :| |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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