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« Reply #22410 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 09:09:16 » |
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I just use a normal table knife to spread butter with, and then use that knife to cut the sandwiches. Cos that's how I roll, bitches.
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« Reply #22411 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 09:31:11 » |
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I just use a normal table knife to spread butter with, and then use that knife to cut the sandwiches. Cos that's how I roll, bitches.
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« Reply #22412 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 09:59:12 » |
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As it happens, I've just made a ham and cheese sandwich using the aforementioned method. I don't currently own a cheese-slice though, but I found that a steak knife did the job of cutting the cheese satisfactorily enough.
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« Reply #22413 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 10:00:07 » |
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As it happens, I've just made a ham and cheese sandwich using the aforementioned method. I don't currently own a cheese-slice though, but I found that a steak knife did the job of cutting the cheese satisfactorily enough.
I'm outta control.
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« Reply #22414 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 10:49:04 » |
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This shouldn't annoy me as much as it does but it really bugs me when I see people using the wrong knives for a specific job in the kitchen. My wife just made me a bacon sarnie which I am great full for but she then proceeds to butcher it with a butter knife to cut it in half.
As a general rule it's best if ladies do not go anywhere near sharp knives in the kitchen, likewise do not attempt to open tins of corned beef, or attempt to slice bread with a knife into acceptably rectangular shapes.....saves on Elastoplast
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« Reply #22415 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 11:08:41 » |
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My wife just made me a bacon sarnie which I am great full for but she then proceeds to butcher it with a butter knife to cut it in half.
Does she pick up on your spelling when you get pedantic about her cutlery usage? (Unless this was supposed to be some kind of Brizzle style "gert full", meaning you're stuffed after eating your sarnie)
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« Reply #22416 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 11:22:11 » |
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As a general rule it's best if ladies do not go anywhere near sharp knives in the kitchen, likewise do not attempt to open tins of corned beef, or attempt to slice bread with a knife into acceptably rectangular shapes.....saves on Elastoplast
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« Reply #22418 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 18:50:04 » |
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As a general rule it's best if ladies do not go anywhere near sharp knives in the kitchen, likewise do not attempt to open tins of corned beef, or attempt to slice bread with a knife into acceptably rectangular shapes.....saves on Elastoplast
I cut the corner off my finger while in the kitchen, with a chef's knife. It was pretty bad and wouldn't stop pissing with blood so I ended up walking to A&E (Wiffy had the car and I live half a mile from the hospital). The nail is still not right, my finger has a flat edge and I have no feeling in the tip of my finger. That was over a year ago now so I don't think i'll be getting the feeling back
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« Reply #22419 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 19:47:34 » |
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Hands up, I've u-turned on there loads, I've never noticed the sign. Usually up nearer the roundabout (not Mannington). ] Hope the motorcyclist is OK and recovers.
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« Reply #22420 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 19:49:10 » |
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I cut the corner off my finger while in the kitchen, with a chef's knife. It was pretty bad and wouldn't stop pissing with blood so I ended up walking to A&E (Wiffy had the car and I live half a mile from the hospital). The nail is still not right, my finger has a flat edge and I have no feeling in the tip of my finger. That was over a year ago now so I don't think i'll be getting the feeling back I bet that smarted a bit.
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« Reply #22421 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 19:53:48 » |
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Hands up, I've u-turned on there loads, I've never noticed the sign. Usually up nearer the roundabout (not Mannington). ]
Hope the motorcyclist is OK and recovers.
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« Reply #22422 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 20:02:34 » |
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Does she pick up on your spelling when you get pedantic about her cutlery usage? (Unless this was supposed to be some kind of Brizzle style "gert full", meaning you're stuffed after eating your sarnie) I blame my phone for that one.
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« Reply #22423 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 20:03:58 » |
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As it happens, I've just made a ham and cheese sandwich using the aforementioned method. I don't currently own a cheese-slice though, but I found that a steak knife did the job of cutting the cheese satisfactorily enough.
I'm outta control.
fuck off, the wife tried to cut cheese with a fucking bread knife. :-(
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« Reply #22424 on: Friday, February 12, 2016, 20:05:54 » |
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A woman dead and her kid taken to hospital today too. Accident at foxhill
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