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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 11:30:44 »

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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 16:05:30 »

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well Im not sure where to get one - but I got my holiday rep in Eygpt to write my name in Arabic - I think it would make a nice tatoo - I need to have it somewhere I cant see it so I dont get annoyed with it I think


Here's some free tattoo advice, get that arabic phrase verified indepently, preferably by someone you know and trust....... there's a lot of people wandering around with "I am a stupid twat" tattooed on their arse in some foreign language.
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 16:08:33 »

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well Im not sure where to get one - but I got my holiday rep in Eygpt to write my name in Arabic - I think it would make a nice tatoo - I need to have it somewhere I cant see it so I dont get annoyed with it I think


Here's some free tattoo advice, get that arabic phrase verified indepently, preferably by someone you know and trust....... there's a lot of people wandering around with "I am a stupid twat" tattooed on their arse in some foreign language.


Good advice, but there again how many are likely to see your arse who can speak Arabic??
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 16:21:43 »

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well Im not sure where to get one - but I got my holiday rep in Eygpt to write my name in Arabic - I think it would make a nice tatoo - I need to have it somewhere I cant see it so I dont get annoyed with it I think


Here's some free tattoo advice, get that arabic phrase verified indepently, preferably by someone you know and trust....... there's a lot of people wandering around with "I am a stupid twat" tattooed on their arse in some foreign language.


Um yeah dont worry I would defo do that
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 16:49:47 »

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Im actually in the market for some tatoo advice


don't get one on your boob!


Do you girls have tatooes? I find them rather ugly on ladies to be truthful, especially when the lady starts to get a bit older.


I have two, one on my back and one on my stomach... i would like my next one down the outside of my foot. They dont always have to be on show, its more for yourself i think!
Any one use an epilator? That hurts more than getting a tattoo done!

Have a lovely time ladies, im sure you'll all look beautiful  Smiley
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:12:14 »

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Im actually in the market for some tatoo advice


don't get one on your boob!


Do you girls have tatooes? I find them rather ugly on ladies to be truthful, especially when the lady starts to get a bit older.


  You don't get many birds in Swindonia under 50 without a discrete tat, here or there....

   Like most things,  if you go over the top its a bit minging , but I rather like the fashion.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:15:02 »

A tasteful, discreet tat on a bird is alright

We've got a scraggy ho in my village who thought it would look classy to have claw marks tattooed all over her tits. She's in her fifties now and looks a right state........................
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:16:25 »

Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
well Im not sure where to get one - but I got my holiday rep in Eygpt to write my name in Arabic - I think it would make a nice tatoo - I need to have it somewhere I cant see it so I dont get annoyed with it I think


I think there's a place just off Commercial Road, if that helps ?
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:17:50 »

i like tattoooos
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:20:52 »

I'm going to get a tattoo one day and it'll be awesome.
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:25:20 »

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A tasteful, discreet tat on a bird is alright

We've got a scraggy ho in my village who thought it would look classy to have claw marks tattooed all over her tits. She's in her fifties now and looks a right state........................


  But she probably had it done, to feel better about herself.  At least you've noticed her tits, would you have done so without the tat?
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:25:39 »

I'm going to Tattooine
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:26:28 »

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A tasteful, discreet tat on a bird is alright

We've got a scraggy ho in my village who thought it would look classy to have claw marks tattooed all over her tits. She's in her fifties now and looks a right state........................


  But she probably had it done, to feel better about herself.  At least you've noticed her tits, would you have done so without the tat?


What? A couple of saggy, deflated funbags?


Probably Cheesy
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:28:22 »

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Have a lovely time ladies, im sure you'll all look beautiful  Smiley


They went with my mask idea then?  Cheesy
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 17:28:33 »

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A tasteful, discreet tat on a bird is alright

We've got a scraggy ho in my village who thought it would look classy to have claw marks tattooed all over her tits. She's in her fifties now and looks a right state........................


  But she probably had it done, to feel better about herself.  At least you've noticed her tits, would you have done so without the tat?


What? A couple of saggy, deflated funbags?


Probably Cheesy


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