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Red Frog
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« Reply #14145 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 15:49:56 »

This made me smile

http://fallondfloor.com/

That last one made my blood boil. Hope he got a 10-game ban.  Crash
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #14146 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 17:27:44 »

After countless interviews for different jobs, I have just been offered a job as a....

Traffic Warden or Civil Enforcement Officer as they seem to be called these days

feel free to call me a cunt  Cheesy

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« Reply #14147 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 17:28:26 »

Me and her indoors getting engaged and booking the date/venue!

She must be nuts.
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« Reply #14148 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 17:32:38 »

After countless interviews for different jobs, I have just been offered a job as a....

Traffic Warden or Civil Enforcement Officer as they seem to be called these days

feel free to call me a cunt  Cheesy

Congrats, you cunt Smiley

Civil Enforcement Officer sounds better, just abbreviate it to CEO.
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kerry red

« Reply #14149 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 17:33:01 »

After countless interviews for different jobs, I have just been offered a job as a....

Traffic Warden or Civil Enforcement Officer as they seem to be called these days

feel free to call me a cunt  Cheesy



Get yer arse down my street and slap a few tickets on the fuckers who park on the pavement outside their house all night.

Lazy fuck pigs
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Sippo
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« Reply #14150 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 18:50:09 »

Falling asleep while have a tattoo today. It's so theroputic.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #14151 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 18:52:46 »

Falling asleep while have a tattoo today. It's so theroputic.

I can see why you work in a school, but aren't a teacher....
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« Reply #14152 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 18:55:43 »

I can see why you work in a school, but aren't a teacher....

Cheesy
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« Reply #14153 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 19:02:19 »

I can see why you work in a school, but aren't a teacher....

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Sippo
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« Reply #14154 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 19:05:39 »

I must be thick as shit cos I don't get it.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
Flashheart

« Reply #14155 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 19:25:47 »

Funny animal compilations on youtube.

As somebody looking after an 18 month old kid, they are a fucking godsend. Seemingly pointless screaming and crying can easily be solved with a simple: "LOOK AT THAT. it's a dancing dog"



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herthab
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« Reply #14156 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 19:49:31 »

I must be thick as shit cos I don't get it.
Sippo, the gift that keeps giving!
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Ardiles

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« Reply #14157 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 20:47:13 »

Listening to Bournemouth vs Liverpool.  It's like a morgue.

You can buy your way to the top of the Championship, Bournemouth, but you can't buy an atmosphere.
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kerry red

« Reply #14158 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 20:55:22 »

Getting stuffed doesn't help mind.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #14159 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 21:01:39 »

Getting stuffed doesn't help mind.
If by any possibility they do in fact go up they better get used to that feeling every week.
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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