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« Reply #22575 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 12:18:40 » |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #22576 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 18:20:05 » |
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Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.
I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.
It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
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JBZ
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« Reply #22577 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:48:06 » |
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Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.
I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.
It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
What is it?
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #22578 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:48:48 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
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« Reply #22579 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:50:10 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
Very good. For clarity, my enquiry relates to the make/model of motorcycle
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« Reply #22580 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:51:58 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #22581 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 04:42:10 » |
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What is it?
Royal Enfield Interceptor.
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« Reply #22582 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 04:59:25 » |
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Royal Enfield Interceptor.
I see that they have had very good reviews. I might be tempted to get one at some stage.
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« Reply #22583 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 11:03:30 » |
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Its an oldie but still makes me laugh... Meanwhile in Carlisle..
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« Reply #22584 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 13:47:00 » |
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« Reply #22585 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 15:54:48 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job. This is one person's take on the good stuff: I like cheese for the critical and futuristic thinking it inculcate. However, I do not know how to play it. I know a few things about it such as the King, the Queen, and the Knights that's all. The candidate has not been short-listed.
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« Reply #22586 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 16:09:44 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.
This is one person's take on the good stuff:
The candidate has not been short-listed.
this made colleagues at work ask what I was laughing at
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #22587 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:05:49 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.
This is one person's take on the good stuff:
The candidate has not been short-listed.
Was English his 1st language?
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« Reply #22588 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:11:52 » |
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Was English his 1st language?
Yes. And he wants to be a writer...
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« Reply #22589 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:26:28 » |
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Yes.
And he wants to be a writer...
Shit the bed. Now if prawn was mentioned I would have found it even funnier
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