Pages: [1] 2   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Winners bar at half time...  (Read 3475 times)
janaage
People's Front of Alba

Offline Offline

Posts: 14825





Ignore
« on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 08:43:17 »

me and my mate went down for a drink, the bar maid says to us

"it's not that bad out there is it?"

I replied "yeah it's pretty bad, things are looking bad"

"Maybe it's a case of come back Kingy all is forgiven" she says

"I wouldn't say that"

"FUCK OFF!  Least he had contacts, this bloke hasn't got a fucking clue.  Do you really think he can get us out of trouble?  Fucking hell"

**Jan hands over money and finds a table, away from the bar**
Logged
fatbury

« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 08:50:28 »

That was Kingys daughter werent it??

Or a member of the KKK!! Beers

The important question tho - was she fit?Huh? Wink
Logged
janaage
People's Front of Alba

Offline Offline

Posts: 14825





Ignore
« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 08:55:30 »

She's about 40 something and rough as ol' boots.
Logged
McLovin

« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 09:00:39 »

is she the blonde who calls everyone 'flower'?
Logged
janaage
People's Front of Alba

Offline Offline

Posts: 14825





Ignore
« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 09:02:21 »

She didn't call me flower, I thought she was gonna nut me!
Logged
fatbury

« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 09:04:37 »

That aint a bar maid thats an old girl who works behind the bar!! Only call them bar maids when they are fit!
Logged
Johno

Offline Offline

Posts: 5927




Ignore
« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 24, 2005, 09:53:58 »

Logged
Ben Wah Balls

Offline Offline

Posts: 5972




Ignore
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 12:55:54 »

She has a good point though.
Logged
janaage
People's Front of Alba

Offline Offline

Posts: 14825





Ignore
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 12:56:50 »

Is she your mum Ben?
Logged
DiV
Has also heard this

Offline Offline

Posts: 32333


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 15:40:56 »

Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
She has a good point though.


what was that then? :?
Logged
yeo

Offline Offline

Posts: 3651





Ignore
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:12:43 »

How can you go to the Winners at half time?
Logged

/
W56196272
Sade

Offline Offline

Posts: 6427





Ignore
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:14:35 »

I was thinking the same!I never knew people did that.
Logged

RED ARMY
Ralphy

Offline Offline

Posts: 14187





Ignore
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:41:51 »

Winners lounge staff are foul mouthed most of the time, there is a brunnette of about 30 who likes me though  Soapy Tit Wank

She allways remembers my drink.  
Logged
sonicyouth

Offline Offline

Posts: 22352





Ignore
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 21:19:48 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
How can you go to the Winners at half time?


Walk down the front of the Arkells, last tunnel on the right as you're walking towards the Town End and you can get in that way.
Logged
yeo

Offline Offline

Posts: 3651





Ignore
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 21:23:11 »

ACE!
Logged

/
W56196272
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
Print
Jump to: