Once upon a time, I was a Rozzer. In June last year I retired and took up a job as a caretaker/ maintenance bloke at a special needs school.
I was in the corridor doing something earlier when I heard one of the classes singing a song to the tune of ‘My Darling Clementine’. Before I knew it I was joining in with ‘put the oxford on the top- put the City in the middle……’ before I realized what was going on.
I managed to shut the fuck up before finishing the song