This one is sung at Old Trafford, every Christmas time to the tune of 'Feed the World'...
Feed the Scousers,
Let them know its Christmas time..
Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard.
Another Scouse gem...
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland the Toon Army began chanting...
You're not yodelling,
You're not yodelling,
You're not yodelling anymore
When Niall Quinn played for Man City we started the following song for him in tribute to his sad fashion sense. To the tune of "Here we go, here we go....."
Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They are better than Adam & the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... disco pants
This witty gem was sung by the Gunners when Emmanuel Petit played in North London...
He's blonde,
He's quick,
His names a porno flick,
Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle
From a Liverpool v Portsmouth game at Anfield a couple of seasons ago when Phil Thompson was covering for Gerard Houlier after his heart problems...
Get your nostrils,
Get your nostrils,
Get your nostrils off the pitch
Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back...
So are we,
So are we,
So are we
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews to WBA this season...
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu,
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat than Kanu.
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a raft,
rather have a raft,
rather have a raft than Kanu.
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Yes Id rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown than have Kanu
Northern Ireland chant for the only player who has a hope of scoring
Away in a manger no crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus lay down his sweet head,
The stars in the bright sky looked down where HEEEEELAY HEEEEELAY HEEEEEELAY!
Chelsea v Basle on a wet winters night many years ago...
You're French, and you know you are...
