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Piemonte

« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:07:41 »

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Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt


Cant work out what tune that is to, but I like it.  :|
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mattboyslim

« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:08:45 »

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Quote from: "The_Plagiarist"
Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt


Cant work out what tune that is to, but I like it.  :|


Yellow Submarine?
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The_Plagiarist

« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:28:12 »

To the tune of A Day in the life
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The_Plagiarist

« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:29:19 »

No wait, you're right, it was to the tune of Yellow Submarine
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:29:59 »

I like the Yellow Submarine one

 Cool  Cool

Going to be singing it all evening now   :|
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 18:07:03 »

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To the tune of A Day in the life



fuck me try singing that to a day in the life!!
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flammableBen

« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 18:12:00 »

There are no holes in Blackburn.
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DMR

« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:44:55 »

"Down with the Ripper, you're going down with the Ripper"
I think it was Man Utd at Lee Bowyer

"2 more, he only needs 2 more"
Arsenal when Poll booked an Everton player this season

They both made I smile
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:14:58 »

He puts his lipstick, his sarong on,
Beckham is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne
He wears his wifes knickers all around the house,
Beckhams coming out out out!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Beckham is a tranny!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Beckham is a tranny!
Even Brooklyn calls him "mammy"!
Beckhams coming out out out!
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
The_Plagiarist

« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:33:25 »

Who's that snorting on the touchline
who's that drinking in the bar
Tony Adams and his mate
and he looks a fucking state
and he's not allowed to drive a motorcar!

Town fans welcome the donkey to football management!
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:42:23 »

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Who's that snorting on the touchline
who's that drinking in the bar
Tony Adams and his mate
and he looks a fucking state
and he's not allowed to drive a motorcar!

Town fans welcome the donkey to football management!
Repeated constantly for about 20 minutes  Cheesy

I think the Torquay fans on monday is definitely up there as mentioned before. I also like one I saw in a book where QPR fans chanted "going down, going down, going down" to which Town fans replied "So are we, so are we, so are we!"
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 14:03:22 »

Lasagne ohhh Lasagne ooohh
We laughed ourselves to bits, when Tottenham got the shits.
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Piemonte

« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 14:03:51 »

Half the premiership did that Reeves!
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 18:25:26 »

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Half the premiership did that Reeves!
Oops

I still find it amusing though!
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 18:32:17 »

I recall being at loftus rd when I was young and the scoreboard set fire, town fans:-

'QPR is buring down burning down burning down'
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