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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:57:34 » |
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Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.  schizophrenia's nothing to do with split personalities though, so it doesn't really make sense. |
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:58:32 » |
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I got a book of funny football chants. Granted they are from Scottish football but I will have to dig out a few of the best tonight.  They published one a couple of years ago called "Shit Ground, No Fans" - that was pretty poor to be honest. |
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:02:26 » |
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This book is called "Two Andy Gorams". Its ok from what I remember, havent read it for a bit though.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:02:37 » |
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Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. schizophrenia's nothing to do with split personalities though, so it doesn't really make sense. Pedant |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:04:38 » |
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:10:07 » |
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yes, but if all football songs were litteral it would be fucking boring, and therefore not funny.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:00:32 » |
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At MK last season a bloke chanted "Chedder cheese stand, Chedder Chese stand ohoh"  was funny at the time :? |
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:35:41 » |
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These 2 are ace
Park Park, wherever you may be,
you eat dog in your own country
but it could be worse, you could be scouse
eating dog in your council house
Van-per-sie
when a girl says no,
molest her!
although I'd vote for the classic TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA TOWWWWWWWWELL over both Actually its: Park Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country but it could be worse, you could be scouse eating rats in your council house my fav in the tune of Fedde Le Grand - Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Put Your Hands Up Put Your Hands Up Put Your Hands Up For Dirk Kuyt!! |
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:42:03 » |
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I liked the:
(to Monster by The Automatic)
What's that flying over your head,
is it a blue seat
is it a red seat
At the Rovers game.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:48:29 » |
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I liked the:
(to Monster by The Automatic)
What's that flying over your head,
is it a blue seat
is it a red seat
At the Rovers game. |
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:00:28 » |
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Good chant outside the ground at the protests yesterday: Hes fat, hes round, hes hiding in the ground, Mickey D, Mickey D. Its a simple classic I liked it |
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:47:20 » |
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14:05, Saturday 7th April at Edgar Street.
10 Hereford Chavs singing "Is that all you take away!!"
roughly 20 minutes before another 1500 town fans turned up, hehe
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:49:01 » |
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How about Torquay fans singing "You dirty Northern Bastards!" yesterday :-))(
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:06:36 » |
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Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:27:43 » |
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I think it came yesterday when Torquay started singing you dirty northern bastards to US!!!!! Already beat you to that one Spuddy old chap! |
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