The Merlin

[Samdy Gray]

Ha ha, I've just remembered Ben drunk-dialled his Mum whilst we were in the Castle.

She called him back all worried thinking he'd lost all his clothes or something again.

Ben drunkenly telling his Mum "it's ok, I'm fine" was funny, because he was absolutely battered.

[Fred Elliot]

Drunk Ben playing darts and nearly killing people

[flammableBen]

I remember darts, I think I hot around further than some of you. I don't really remember the ladies that well though. I've got a vague memory of proposing to someone, but I'm pretty sure she was single. Actually yeah. She thought I was ace until I insisted on my friend Fred getting involved with her mate. That's where it went wrong. I sacrificed a lot for you my young padawan.