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Just thought i would pop down the motorway and see how you all are this morning :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Mind the gap :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Let's just not feed this troll, yeah?

Good Morning Tom.

Bit frosty this morning, but the sun is out.

Tis a beautiful day. Gonna take the dog for a long walk and feed the ducks while we're at it.

I love this time of year, temperatures beginning to rise, the sun is out, and last night was the first time that I noticed that the evenings are getting lighter...   My thoughts are starting to turn to shorts and beer gardens on sunny afternoon in the Wiltshire countryside :toocool:

Stunning day. The daffs are out in the garden and I even saw a butterfly. Spring is here, hurrah!

Yesterday I was on the Tube and a bloke was teaching his dog to play the trumpet.

It was amazing. We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour.

 :doh: :D

I've had a very satisfying bowel movement this morning

Welcome to Wiltshire, please enjoy responsibly. Suck in that clean air.  :)

Edit. Best avoid where Audrey lives  ;D

Lovely warm sunny day, pasty for lunch, golf this afternoon  :pint:

If I wasn't so bloody old the sap would be rising  :(

Bloody hot here, as per usual.

My morning jobs finished with in record time I now await the postman with a cup of coffee, a few slices of toast and the paper, eagerly awaiting my new phone and an HDMI doodad that'll let me wirelessly stream stuff from my media center in the house to the TV in the garage in summer. Got to love freebies.

Went to the butchers this morning, he said to me, "I bet you can't reach those two peices of meat up there"

I said, "I'm not betting"

He said, "Why not?"

I said, "The steaks are too high"

Have been putting the heating on when I get up most mornings of late, but not today, is lovely out there. Also, the missus has just come off nights and bought some lovely rib eyes from the butchers to celebrate.
Happy days.

http://youtu.be/L89IDDq30J8

Although not the morning any more, I'm getting a haircut. It's a lovely day, thanks for asking

Just got into my hotel room in southend for a day off, lovely view of the sea, might go for a run.  Its a beautiful day.

Getting up for my 6.45am meeting was made easier by the fact there was actually vague sunlight this morning.

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Old hippies will know  :)

I saw this lot at Shepton Mallet in 1970.

It's lovely and sunny out.

But i'm stuck in the library. Not ideal.

Swaying to White Bird

My current life is spent on tour with the Aussie Pink Floyd show as you mention hippies.  Every morning I wake up with comfortably numb going through my head and have to blast it out with other stuff.

Thanks for posting Tommy boy, it really has brightened everyone's day.  :toocool:

It really has hasn't it.

He seems such a jolly chap, wishing us a lovely day and laughing maniacally after each of his statements.

In fact, he probably saved my life at least twice today as when I was stepping off the train, and then the tube his kind words popped into my head, and I did mind the gap, safely onto the relevant platform(s).

ooooh, I've been treating it as fashion advice

I went fishing and fell asleep by the river bank after a lovely lunch. Didn't catch a damn thing though

You're not the only one  :D

Dear Tom.

School finished an hour ago.

Did you have a nice day?

Did you dive in ?
It seems quite an attraction in Swindle does diving.

Ooh, we have an 82er with us.

Cool

For your pleasure  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGvk0Eq-KG4

I went sky diving once actually and did enjoy it.

And why wouldn't it be? That Tom Daley fella is dreamy.

Bit dangerous for my taste....I prefer muff diving, thinking about it mind that can be a bit hazardous.

Were you strapped to anyone interesting?

Superb, they are as rare as hens teeth on here. If we feed him carrots do you think he'll stay? :sherlock:

Are you a golfer Tom, or a window fitter?

he's a laugh a minute this one!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

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You fool 4D. Everyone knows that Tom Putt is a type of Apple!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

There's also an actual person called Tom Putt who plays full back for Exeter Rugby U18s, so it might well be our lad here. Fits the age profile at least.

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Googling Tom Putt comes up with

A Real English Fruit

Hello, ducky!

But rugby players are generally intelligent, articulate and good conversationalists.

This guy appears to have the IQ of an egg cup.

You've evidently not met many forwards!

And heres one for you.

http://youtu.be/lgye0UeJWGw

Now fuck off.

Excellent I was wanting to see the highlights as I couldn't make the game last night.

Thanks Tom

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tans seems a little upset :fishing:
Still,the playoffs should perk you up a bit  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

He's no pnethor, is he?

2/10

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He was never going to be funny though was he?! He's a City fan afterall.

To be fair, you think of a joke when the family goat is giving you one up the wrong un. Bet it's not that easy, so give him a little leeway people. Cant have been easy typing at the same time.

Only if you could hear him talk.

I know his sister Lily, shall I give her a call?

Gert Lush

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I had my hair cut recently.

 Apparently it's going to be warming up noticeably at the weekend....bizarrely it will be warmer in the Land of Sweat, than the south of England.

 Once upon a time, one might have thought...ooh a nice warm sunny afternoon, I'll go and stand on the Bank rather than in the TE.