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Title: women drivers!! Post by: richiestfc on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:03:56 was on the way to college today on the good old bus and suddenly i hear this massive bang from below me and this dappy old cow had just plowed into the side of the bus when pulling out of a juntion.... she said she was distracted by ongoing traffic but how could you miss a double decker bus??? she completly smashed the front end of her brand new bmw soapy tit wank ... just proves that women really cant drive!! :roll:
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Luci on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:05:51 How many times has this arguement actually been posted, TOO MANY.
If I posted everytime I saw a male crash/bump his car the forum would be inundated. Title: women drivers!! Post by: sonic youth on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:06:38 YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF LADY, SHE SHALL SMITE YOU WITH HER LADY WAYS.
I've never crashed my car and I'm male, this proves that I am an awesome driver. Title: women drivers!! Post by: swindon_chick on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:06:44 No, not really, It just proves that One Woman can't drive :roll:
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Chubbs on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:07:51 i've never crashed mine, doesnt mean i dont wreck em all somehow, i just dont look after em very well.
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Luci on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:10:27 Quote from: "sonic youth" YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF LADY, SHE SHALL SMITE YOU WITH HER LADY WAYS. I've never crashed my car and I'm male, this proves that I am an awesome driver. But seriously, how many threads on women drivers? Gets boring after a while. I'd rather talk about African Land snails or something 8) Title: women drivers!! Post by: yeo on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:12:49 Oooh and me start a thread.
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Luci on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:13:34 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Oooh and me start a thread. You go for it Yeovil, just gotta do a bit at work then I'll join you :mrgreen: Title: women drivers!! Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:14:30 i was sat on the bus a few weeks back, it was stopped at the bus-stop, and then there was this massive bang, and i got thrown forward. Turns out an old man wasn't looking were he was going, and rammed straight into the rear-end of this huge blue bus. His car was written off, and their was a little dent in the back of the bus.
I felt well sorry for the old man though. he was old and shaking and looked proper scared. Title: Re: women drivers!! Post by: spacey on Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:14:55 Quote from: "richiestfc" she completly smashed the front end of her brand new bmw soapy tit wank Are they new? Title: women drivers!! Post by: manc red on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 01:50:03 is the whole thing related to the number of miles completed by women compared to mem relavent. i believe men complete 3 times the amount of miles annually compared to woman. which is why sheilas wheels offer such good deals
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 08:42:44 I'm the best driver in town.... 8) :D
Title: women drivers!! Post by: herthab on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 09:08:49 http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q12/herthab/womendrivers.jpg
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:37:10 Quote from: "stfcfan" I'm the best driver in town.... 8) :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: funniest thing I ever heard. FACT. :wink: Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:47:00 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "stfcfan" I'm the best driver in town.... 8) :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: funniest thing I ever heard. FACT. :wink: What you saying?!! Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:30:24 BRAKE!!!!!!!! :soapy tit wank:
Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:33:20 You'd get a bus through there!! Just watch out for boats, roundabouts and top trumps.... :mrgreen:
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:45:06 Quote from: "stfcfan" You'd get a bus through there!! Just watch out for boats, roundabouts and top trumps.... :mrgreen: When can we go out for the day again? :D Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:48:57 There's not too many away games close(ish) left is there??
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 14:05:40 Quote from: "stfcfan" There's not too many away games close(ish) left is there?? Barnet or Peterborough me thinks they are the closest Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 14:23:22 I can't get any time off for week games at the mo... :evil:
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 16:20:43 Quote from: "stfcfan" I can't get any time off for week games at the mo... :evil: Rubbish. Absolutely rubbish, you work for Local Gov now you can do anything you want :D Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 16:23:20 Hereford?
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 16:32:52 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Hereford? Shut it hop along Title: women drivers!! Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 16:35:30 Roverrrrrrs
Title: women drivers!! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 16:38:25 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Roverrrrrrs Yeah I'm up for that. Everyone loves a smart arse after all Title: women drivers!! Post by: Luci on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:33:46 Quote from: "STFCBird" BRAKE!!!!!!!! :soapy tit wank: That was Sarrfend wasn't it? Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 08:32:07 Hereford I don't want to drive cos of the 'riff raff', and rovers has to be the train surely?!!
And yes it was southend lady. I knew I'd get us there on time!! :D Title: women drivers!! Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 08:33:11 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "stfcfan" I can't get any time off for week games at the mo... :evil: Rubbish. Absolutely rubbish, you work for Local Gov now you can do anything you want :D I can't because I get all the half-term holidays off, so they don't really like you taking time off term time. :evil: |