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Have you noticed your eyebrows getting more bushy?

Mine are it seems to have come on over the last year or so and it freaks me out a bit to be honest.Will my eyebrows keep growing forever?

At what point can I expect ear and nose hair?

Does Pubic hair go grey ?

Depends on the individual......sounds to me like you'll end up like Deis Healey.

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your fucked.

i'm now 31 and 6 days and although my eyebrows don't seem to be getting bushy (very light in colour), i'm noticing substantial increases in ear length. the hair in my nose needs to be trimmed every other day but thank christ i don't have ear wigs.

after 30 we all start looking like a speeded up time lapse camera "barber shop with plasticine mr potato head"
hair coming out of every orifice at the speed of light. very worring and a huge hairy pain in the arse.

and don't get me started on that one - the hairy arse is the worst of them all...

Shave your eyebrows. If it's good enough for Sam25Parkin, then it'll do for you.

I think it is time for Yeovil and hong kong red to get a sack back and crack wax  :wink:   :soapy tit wank:

oi
i'm not that hairy, bird.

veg and gluteal cleft, i'll grant you.
but my back is like the bronzed, glistening, (hair-free) fibrous, trunk of adonis. posterior delts, lats and trapezius rippling with sinew and taught muscle.

 :soapy tit wank:

What a load of adonis twoddle, get to your nearest beauty salon.  I bet you have hairy shoulders too  :wink:

what a cheek
for a 29 year old and 736 days, i'm a fine specimen of a man.
ripped and buff, ready to leap into action at the blink of an eye.

crikey from the way you were talking I thought you were as ancient as adonis  :soapy tit wank:  god you are only a bit older than me  :cry:

i may have exaggerated the ears a bit.
they only get really long when you get to reg's age...

well he is f*cking old  :D   :wink:

Get one of those electric nose hair trimmers

he is indeed
right, i'm off. good bantering with you, i'll be back anon.

it's 6 and i've got a boat to catch.

hkr

What did you teach them to do?

:soapy tit wank:

i need a nose trimmer, can anyone recommend one?

 The Chinese know that with age comes experience and wisdom. :face

I am sure you could teach us young(ish) ones a few things reg  :soapy tit wank:

i need a nasal hair trimmer!

Id like to point out that I dont suffer from the ear and nose hair and that my back is also hairless.Im not a fucking Yeti I just have unkempt eyebrows 8)

you want a to put a bit of lip gloss on Yeovil, keeps them slick and in place  :D

I'm a worried man as I approach my late twenties.  my eye brows have always been kinda bushy, but it worries me that the older gentleman don't seem to give a flying fuck about owning 4 inch eye brows.  

Do we as a sex wake up one day and think fuck it, I've been trimming my hair for years, I can't be fucked no more and just let it all just grow.  I wanna be pruning my various bushes until I reach the grave.  One day I may call it a day though and that's what's scarey!!

Thanks I'll try that :soapy tit wank:



To be honest Ive never trimmed them :shock: do men trim there eyebrows?   That sounds slightly gay to me .

Well there's no way I'm gonna have eye brow hair sticking out everywhere.  I have had to cut a few stray ones though, I'll be honest.  Didn't feel that gay at the time.  Next time I do it I'll try to remember if I feel any different

actually it's not the age that screws you over, it's marriage.
you don't notice those sorts of things very often. every few years you get a reality check - milestone birthday (30 was a fucking nightmare for me), birth of another daughter - and you actually look at yourself in the mirror.
but instead of being philisophical, reflecting on the man you've become, the wisdom that can only come with experience and maturity, you actually think -
fuck me i could plait my nasal hair, or, christ my ears are like african elephants.
vicious, VICIOUS circle my friends
and then you croak.

I like to think that we're a bit like our near relative the mountain gorilla...the senior male who pulls all female gorillaz is the silverback...he stands out because of the silvery grey hairs on his back, any young bucks who try their luck get a good smacking.........mine are just on my chest  :oops:

 Of infintely more concern is the growth of excess hair on birds.

 Any electrolysis yet Bird?

Just pull/shave/wax it out.

It's what we urban modern men are all about.

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And there i was thinking it was somebody who loved Rovers!

 You're getting it mixed up with dogging fans with a thing for 80's sardine cans on wheels.

I yank at my eybrows with my fingers. hair comes out. job done

Losing your hair already  :shock:

the front of my hair is stating to recede too.

and i'm 26 on saturday. Its all downhill from here, i'll have bushy ears soon and start shrinking soon:?

I think you should top yourself now tbh

iI'm too stoned to care right now

Then go and touch yourself in front of your missus.

You know it sounds right.

good idea, she'll like that :idea:

So will Dave

I bet hes knocking one out right now

http://nzaf.webstation.net.nz/Files/wank.jpg

:D  :D

Careful lads you may get a bit of syncro going  :shock:

Dave you seem to find these type of images very quickly  :?

Do you have a stash of them on you're computer or a link in your favourites!

You are a worry..

No that was taken live from Dave's room.

Daves M russell in 40 gig gay porn collection shocker :shock:

Hey, I don't think I've posted anything dodgy yet. You wait till I peak mate...

I'd rather not know when you're about to peak Dave! Behind closed doors and all that!

Save it for Mr Muscle!  :)

Wanking with oven cleaner is just wrong

Lubricant is lubricant Pieface

Absolutely, you're supposed to spray it on and then leave it for 30 mins.

Surely the moment will have passed!

i love this forum :D

What do you mean shocker?

Dave denies he's a sexual pervert (http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/bbs/files/moron.jpg)


PS
Don't look if you're at work or of a nervous disposition :)

I thought he only had 20 gig :)

Brilliant  :D