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Gethimout

« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 12:59:33 »

He looks like a lesbian with his highlighted hair! Biggest knob around
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 13:00:31 »

Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here.  If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down.

How's that?  They only have 15 fans.  Even if we do lose, you'd not be that likely to meet one.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 14:40:48 »

Who the fuck is Steve Evans? He's not worthy enough to lick the shit off the bottom of Di Canio's fancy Italian shoes.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:15:49 »

He looks like a lesbian with his highlighted hair! Biggest knob around

I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.)
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:29:42 »

A lesbian couple shopped with me at the weekend - amongst other things they bought badges saying "I eat pussy" - I spent a few moments trying to figure out which was the butch one before deciding they both looked like Steve Bruce.

Good customers though
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:30:57 »

Whatever you think about Steve Evans, his blonde highlights are just simply delightful.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:42:31 »

Cumstained lickspittle fucking knobjocky of a cunt.

I fucking hate Evans the wobbling, fat useless waste of oxygen.
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Gethimout

« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:51:21 »

I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.)

Neil Warnock - Yes! Never seen it in Steve Bruce but you could have me persuaded. I'll let you know what i think!
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:59:01 »

I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.)

Think I must lead a sheltered life as none of the lesbians I've ever known have looked remotely like Steve Bruce, one or two, who are a bit plain....but quite a few who I regard as a sad loss to men.  I did get talking to one recently who told me she was bi....but at the time more lezzer....there are times when I wish I was younger.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:02:02 »

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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:09:35 »

Samir Nasri also looks like a lesbian. A lesbian foreign exchange student.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:16:43 »

Samir Nasri also looks like a lesbian. A lesbian foreign exchange student.

See I'd have Nasri down as looking more like a transgendered person....
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:20:00 »

See I'd have Nasri down as looking more like a transgendered person....

Cheesy Very true.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 17:01:29 »

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Not football related, just saying.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 17:02:19 »

Andy Scott tried them tactics and it didn't work. Anyway i'm happy he's more worried about us than his own team a week before the game. Twat.
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