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Discuss.....

Should get a good discussion

... are as frustrating as each other.

Forgot to give my opinion, personally I like a lass who is into her footy, not one who only fancies the blokes but knows the offside rule etc.  But at times I like being with just the lads, luckilly the lass understands that!

Sinic - That has sumMed it up...LEDGE

The offside rule is easier to understand than a woman, that's one clear advantage footy has...

Anything is easier to understand than a women

Aye but like women, your players will leave you, probably to that bloke you always hated (I mean team  :wink: )

you can kick a football- more than once

Only if you mis treat them, dont give them a long enough contract or enough spending money!

All so predictable!

shut it you, this is a mans discussion

you cant put your little finger up its arse when you are shagging a football

i'm not bitter, twisted and lonely. i swear.


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a football doesnt cup your balls and sing a lullaby

Football cant cheat on you, take half of everything when you get caught shagging your secretary....

A football doesn't talk back

Mexico and sonic - twisted human beings

you cant stick a woman up your jumper and pretend you are pregnant

That i agree with!

you cant kick a woman over your neighbours fence then ask for it back

You can get a football and a women on the rebound

you know im not sure this is exactly the line of thought ash was going along. but hey.

i'm bitter, he's twisted 8)

(funny as fuck too)

It all went pete

Sammy Igoe can't absolutely fucking leather a woman into the top right corner of the townend goal from 35 yards...

at half time with a woman and at football you get a man dressed as a robin trying to score a penalty

soapy tit wank

its almost impossible to play rebound against your garage with a woman

almost impossible?

Any nights I shouldn't be missing this week Mex? With exams over (come 5pm today) i'm free to get wankered pretty much any night of the week.. :twisted:

its extremely difficult to bend a woman round a wall

You might be able to poke a woman, but not into a net.

a football doesnt nag you when you cum on it whilst it was asleep

when you make a cup of tea for your ex football you dont always burst a spot into the brew

You can fuck around with a football anytime of the month*

*without it getting very messy

A woman looks better in leather

its unusual to get a booking when kicking a woman at a referee

a footballs parents never think about the possibility that you have shagged their daughter up the arse

i have never seen a football suck off strangers on a webcam

Footballs come in many shapes and sizes. So do women

I'd rather blow a football than a woman

It's not easy to throw a woman into the penalty area from the touch line

your mates don't ridicule you for playing with a massive football the previous night while smashed out of your face

You can't throw a woman or a football around the stands without some jumped up steward complaining.

I don't get distracted by the thong and/or crack of the really attractive football sat in front of me in my law exam

my personal best for keepy uppys with a woman is only 9 :(

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you need to try it with a smaller woman!

cheers for the advice

i have never paid 23 pound to watch a woman get beaten week in week out

A football isn't hard to please.

They haven't made a film called "What Footballs Want", but they should.

The two best types of tv programmes involve women and footy.

Some men don't like women, they like men. Likewise, some men don't like football, they like rugby.

Both a women and a football are bloody painful when they hit you in the balls.

what a great thread to start the day  :D

When a football is filled with an inflatable piece of rubber it is not frowned upon by some people.

ok ok this is good but not exactly what I meant.  Which could you live without? Women or football.

Its a difficult one, I love women but I also love football...... actually I couldnt choose

I'd live without football tbh  :shock:

I think i agree with you Dave.  Fortunately this is a hypathetical question.  

Of course depends to what extent you have to live without these things.  Like if i could still look at porn on the net then it would be a close one.  Also could i keep all my football videos and still shag the missus up the arse while watching them!  :shock:

Well I've basically lived without women for 25 years anyway :cry: , so I might as well stick with the football. :beers:

Titch - Ledge! Cant beat a lass ina  town shirt or is that just me?  Had a girl in my bed in an england top once and I wasnt allowed to touch her - was gutted

too true fella

i'm a sucker for a fittie in a football shirt  :?

I have a wicked pic on my phone of my missus starkers apart from a swindon scarf, quality.  I am quite lucky in that sense as she is very amenable to these sorts of ideas  8)

A chick just wearing a footie shirt is a fine sight indeed.  :shock:

I've got no credit on my phone, can I borrow yours for a second Titch  8)

Tempting............................but no!   :soapy tit wank:

dave would only take a second as well.....

next time i get the lass in the top i will post on here....

all of your mates are going to try stealing your phone now :D

If I had to choose between football and women, it'd be bloody difficult. Football can make you a bit happy but generally very depressed and it's the same with the ladies, for me at least...

Sonic whats happened with a women, youve been very depressed the last day or so

I think the challenge is to find a happy medium...

It's pretty obvious isn't it?

He's gone and copped a feel of some old bint in the shops and got a black eye for his troubles  :D

ha ha, women can fuck you over big time!

football never rejects you.....

Women get upset if you don't use your hands enough, whereas you get a telling off for using your hands on a football.

You cant lick a football, and footballs fathers dont scare you

Women's wives would make for much better viewing on itv

its really annoying when you kick a woman through a neighbours window

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