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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 20:58:40 »

You'd be able to vote on whether less or fewer is correct if this were a democracy.
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:05:52 »

Maybe we should have a vote on whether the TEF should be a democracy?
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:09:28 »

M: Oh, has there been a general election, then, Mr. Blackadder?

E: Indeed there has, Mrs. Miggins.

M: Oh, well, I never heard about it.

E: Well of course you didn't; you're not eligible to vote.

M: Well, why not?

E: Because virtually no-one is: women, peasants, (looks at Baldrick)
chimpanzees (Baldrick looks behind himself, trying to see the animal),
lunatics, Lords...

B: That's not true -- Lord Nelson's got a vote!

E: He's got a *boat*, Baldrick. Marvelous thing, democracy. Look at
Manchester: population, 60,000; electoral roll, 3.

M: Well, I may have the brain the size of a sultana(sp?)...

E: Correct...

M: ...but it hardly seems fair to me.

E: Of course it's not fair -- and a damn good thing too. Give the like of
Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by
stoning, and dung for dinner.
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:39:29 »

I will write how I want to, if you dont fucking like it then fuck off and ban me you nazi cunt
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:40:27 »

I will write how I want to, if you dont fucking like it then fuck off and ban me you nazi cunt

*don't.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:41:22 »

dont you fucking start as well
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:42:01 »

I will write how I want to, if you dont fucking like it then fuck off and ban me you nazi cunt

I don't think you've got much to worry about, you even used a comma there.
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Doore

« Reply #37 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:42:51 »

dont you fucking start as well

*Don't.
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:44:39 »

meh !


tell you what is more annoying, is the threads that disintegrate into a load of fucking driveling puns if you want to get your nazi hat on
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:56:47 »

meh !


tell you what is more annoying, is the threads that disintegrate into a load of fucking driveling puns if you want to get your nazi hat on

That doesn't seem to happen as much any more. Has the golden age of the pun gone the same way as the manatee?
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:58:37 »

lets fucking hope
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 21:58:46 »

Neville says otherwise.

I must say, I quite like the pun threads.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 22:04:12 »

I quite like them too, mostly because I'm fucking rubbish at coming up with puns so I'm always a bit impressed.

I guess Fred hates them for a similar reason?

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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 22:06:33 »

bores me shitless
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, August 6, 2009, 22:33:12 »

 Smiley


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