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« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:11:01 » |
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Sea cucumbers are top! They are basically rubbish things that flollop about in the sea not doing much until they are attacked at which point they (obviously) flee their assailant. Sadly, being rubbish, they can't flee very quickly so in order to confuse/repel their pursuers they self-eviscerate - which basically means they auto-eject their bowels! Whatever was trying to eat them is then either distracted by the free food and stops to eat the bowels or so disgusted by the whole experience it loses its appetite. Meanwhile our hero retreats behind a rock or something to recuperate and after bit grows new internals, leaving it free to continue being rubbish. Beat that, otters!
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Whits
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:25:18 » |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:29:04 » |
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:38:08 » |
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i like rainbows
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:39:14 » |
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I like zippy from rainbow, whatever species he was i liked him.
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fatbury
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:40:23 » |
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:41:20 » |
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fatbury
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:43:08 » |
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Zippy Info
Geoffrey:-
One of the most common questions I'm asked is "What in God's name is Zippy meant to be?" You have me, a big bear, and a pink hippo and then there's Zippy. I don't think anyone has a clue what he's meant to be, but I do know why he's tangerine. It's because - like me - he's a Dundee United fan.
"I lived in Dundee for much of the 60's and even came back a few times in the 70's. I had very happy times there and my fondest memories are of going to Tannadice Park one week and Dens Park the next. I became a United fan.
"They were languishing in the Second Division in those days, playing teams like Brechin and Alloa. Dundee were the strong successful team at the time, but we thought United played the more attractive football.
"Because of that I was determined Zippy was not going to be blue."
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janaage
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:12:13 » |
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Meercats are the dog's bollocks. Saw a bit of the BBC2 programme last night about them, sometimes I wish I was a meercat.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:14:03 » |
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Jan I saw that too, they are pretty damn cool, just swanning around and looking a bit gormless, easy life for some!
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:28:42 » |
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Sometimes I wish I was Terry Nutkins http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1981/gallery/640/animalmagic.jpgHe had 2 of his fingers bitten off by an otter, did he demand their execution like Ian Beale did in Eastenders when Wellard bit him on the arse! No he carried on thinking they were great, and set up a school for wayward otters with Johnny Morris as headmaster and Chris Packham as head of PE.What a guy! |
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:47:34 » |
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:50:01 » |
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Proper!
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janaage
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:51:30 » |
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That's quality Fats. I want one as a pet, but I don't think my kittens would like it!!!
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