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The_Plagiarist

« on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:14:43 »

..today that one of the backers of Mr Fittons consortium is none other than James Dyson. I trust my informant implicitly on this one. I have no reason not to and he is very close to people with connections in the town. :shock:  :wink:  
I also heard another member is some big time geordie racehorse owner (minted) and there is also a sheik racehorse owner/breeder involved. It all appears that the consortium consists of some seriously wedged gentlemen which in my humble opinion can only be a fucking great thing.  :beers:

hopefully this will be confirmed on friday
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:16:18 »

             and so on and so forth
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:18:08 »

Indeedy Dave. There's something about a bloke with a horses head that I just don't trust.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:33:48 »

If it is Dyson, can Mr Fitton ask him how the fuck the pipe attachment thing works on our upright DC07. The stairs need cleaning.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 08:11:28 »

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If it is Dyson, can Mr Fitton ask him how the fuck the pipe attachment thing works on our upright DC07. The stairs need cleaning.


Push the yellow bit in, then it comes apart.

I am James Dyson.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:00:56 »

if its dyson can someone ask him to give my mate and his friends in malmesbury there jobs back that he shipped out to the far east .greedy cunt.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:05:08 »

He makes good Hoovers  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:10:16 »

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He makes good Hoovers  Wink


It's not a hoover, it's a vacuum cleaner!  :evil:
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:11:18 »

Got one!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:11:54 »

Wink  
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:49:27 »

I love it when your hear Dyson being interviewed and people call his machine a hoover, he gets so pissy.

Fair play mind, Hoover is a brand name and not a device!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:52:15 »

My gramp worked on the production line at Dyson for a few years, they also must've had it drummed into them because he couldn't stand it being called a Hoover either.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:04:05 »

I lived in Malmesbury until I was 16. True story that.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:47:17 »

I went to Malmesbury once.

The fact everyone had 12 fingers scared me.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:50:59 »

My Dysons broken as well. :x

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