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Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:24:00
I had a curry last night and Super Sam was there. This curry has murdered my stomach. Ive been sick and poo all day long. Only just got out of bed.

dont go to the kaiber. Everyone must prey for Parkins guts.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:26:46
fucking shit shit. why cant i write the word s i ck


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:27:53
sick


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:27:55
i will do it for you: sick


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:28:26
That's just stupid! i feel sick (I typed sick)


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:29:09
fixed it now. im not goning to be able to sleep tonight. had about 20 hours of sleep


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:30:10
Quote from: "reeves4england"
That's just stupid! i feel sick (I typed sick)


loser


sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:52:16
oh man im in pain


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:58:38
go back to the restaurant and be sick all over the floor, and continually shit in their toilets.


on the other hand, i had the nicest chicken kebab ever on friday with plenty of hot sauce. my farts ponged a bit the day after, although i'm sure the amount of alcohol consumed the night before was partly responsible


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:01:30
I might do an 'oxford fan' and take a photo of my toilet in a min. Its enough to turn your stomach.

Hold me :(


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:12:42
sam parkin will probably talk about that lovely curry he had the other day in his column now you've said that  :?


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:24:03
he's a right slap head. he needs to go skin head or he'll start to look like a comb over.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: walrus on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:26:09
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
he's a right slap head. he needs to go skin head or he'll start to look like a comb over.


He needs to sort his barnet out, a bit of gel would probably be a temporary solution.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:37:25
Jimbo, what possesed you to go up the khyber? its the cheapest nastiest indian in town!

Its not like theres not much choice round that area!


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:44:56
it was the only place open I think. What worries me is why parkin was there.

i dunno. Im empty now. no sick or poo left inside teh jimbo


 8)


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:58:00
Does seem a little odd that someone who earns best part of £100k a year chooses to eat in the Khyber


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 00:11:10
£50k, they only get half wages  :o


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 14, 2005, 00:13:37
Of course, thats why he's in the khyber. been caught a little short this month!


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 00:17:36
Quote from: "Piemonte2"
Of course, thats why he's in the khyber. been caught a little short this month!


or maybe he's been asking brian howard where he dines


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: strooood on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:08:16
me and my mate got a takeaway from thurr on friday.

£5.55 for any curry and any rice. come one students.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:11:28
im still in pain man. OOOOOOOHHHH

since that curry ive eaten 1 pringle.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: strooood on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:13:09
:mrgreen:


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: strooood on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:13:58
i thought to myself, why the cunt would anyone use that dude.
jimbo's statement warranted him. he's called mr green apparently  :beers


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:19:13
im in so much pain i cant even understand what you are talking about.


mooogooose


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:20:52
I have no searing anal pain but I still dont know what he's on a bout


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: McLovin on Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:34:21
It's all about the Dilraj for curry, soooopoyb.


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 14, 2005, 13:04:47
I'm a fan of Rafus, personally

Chicken Tikka Shally - yes please!


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: janaage on Monday, February 14, 2005, 13:09:01
I am partial to Hawelli, I love their mint yoghurt sauce, ummmm, their chicken madras is excellent!!


Title: dont be surprised if parkin is injured next week
Post by: McLovin on Monday, February 14, 2005, 14:17:14
My all time favourite - Chicken madras, pilau rice, keema naan, pint of Kingfisher... oh, and popadoms with mango chutney and mint yoghurt sauce.