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I'm as board as I don't know what so maybe it's time for a cryptic quiz thread.  You have to give a clue to a football club like

Concerned son asks how his parent is doing?

Would be "Mother well"

Get it.  If you guess it right it's up to you to post the next one.  I'll start...

"Potentially a piece of paper"

Forest?

Nope.

Maybe I should have said "A piece of paper, potentially"

CARDIFF

Bingo!!!  Bo your turn!

OK...

Perhaps, a dark scorch mark?

Blackburn?

Blackburn

Yeah..too easy.

Let mattboyslim have a go

"Leaving mistake"

Go on Matt, you have a go, but I'll leave mine up anyway.

Midweek rural cooking?

Be quick I've gotta leave in 10 mins.

Sheffield Wednesday.

Sheffield Wednesday

Exeter

So "Leaving Mistake" it is then.

Exeter

"Exit err" it is.

How about.

Pirates may keep their sheep here?

port vale

nope

Chest-er-field?

mansfield

Correct...

Lucky guess that was.  Erm - staying with the pirates theme

"Pirates waiting in line to go to the loo"

That's a good one...  :?

QPR

I can't think of anything for that one  :x

Queue, Pee, Aaarrrgghh!!!

i'm impressed

Queue Pee Arrrrrgh is correct.

Come on then Dave!!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: FUCKING ELL!!!!!!!

As sad as it sounds, this game gets a bit addictive. Me and a mate once spent an entire afternoon just doing this.  Weirdly no alcohol was involved.

Any one got another?

Shivering ugly bird with meat.

i'm hooked  8)

rotherham

nope

Oldham

nope

northampton
west ham

i see a theme here  8)

The ham bit is right.

fulham

birmingham!

brrrrr ming ham

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: quality

Good one Dave Brrrrrrr ming ham!!!!!  Brilliant Dave B!!

Correct!!!

Moving away from sounds and phonetics, I'm going for a more crosswordy one... easy none the less

"Best could have used one of them"

Liverpool

Liverpool

should have put more thought into that  8)

do another then!

"Beating death was heavy stuff"

clearly a bit better than my previous effort

This is a good one.

We still in England, Wales or Scotland yeah?

but of course

Everton?

nope

Everton

Are you being serious dave?

i'm deadly serious. it's in the uk and it's not everton.

give up?  :D

I'm stumped Dave.

Got one lined up if need be though.

Livingston!

fuck it you can all suffer whilst i walk the dog in the dark  :D

i expect the answer when i return otherwise this thread is going to stall

I said Livings-ton!!

or not then... well done jan  8)

"Affixed"

nice and easy on to get us back on track.  That was a very good one DR!!

Bolton

Nice one DMR!

It's good but it's not right.  Not the answer I was looking for.

Preston

After a night on the Guiness for a learner driver

Pressed on Indeed SR - your go!

"I like having scruffy hair"

wigan ?

Sailors booze with unknown bullock

Nope

Barnet?

Barnet?

No and no

jam makers water

Do you need a lie down santini?  :D

'Air drie?

Not really sure what I mean by that sussex, I'm clutching at straws!!

Peterhead ?

Try answering them

No, think along the lines of not bothering to keep your hair looking nice.

You have to get one before you ask one Santini.  If we went with your rules they'd be chaos on these boards, chaos I tell ye.

scruffy? Dandruff? Greasy?

Wy-combe Wanderers?

Doh :oops:

Scruffy would be the most appropriate.

Ayr Utd?

That's the one Jan!

This captain took a tumble

Falkirk

Correct.  Post your one Bo.

I'm off folks have a good weekend!

In a hurry to see girls best friend

Rushden & Diamonds

Correct Sir!

You can put one of yours now

After a night on the Guiness for a learner driver

Beckenbauers Native American Leaders


Sorry - realise that I have to answer one in order to ask one.

Black Poo L

Correct.
Your turn.

Unruly Sanitary Towel near the sea

Beckenbauers Native American Leaders

Kaiser Chiefs

Tampa(x) Bay Rowdies :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Jam maker water together

Oh yes!

Correct.

And the answer is - Hartlepool.

What about

British rail freight good exam result?

WBA?

?

they've got to be british by the way

Ha ha, I can't believe you fella's were still playing this until yesterday evening!!!

Brilliant effort!!

Why have that rule - a rule for its own sake if you ask me.

My last one was Red Star Belgrade by the way.

An old stronghold? Perhaps not.

Newcastle

Wandering Scottish ghosts

Is this a british team??

 :?

Och Aye!

(W)Raith Rovers 8)

gravesend and northfleet  :|

:twisted: That's been screwing with my head all lunch hour!

Group of sailors drink unknown bullock

Hee hee

Crewe Ale x (s)andra

Anorexics somewhere more than a town

OK no-one got this.

Ex e(a)ter City

That's bad!

Agreed, terrible  8)