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« Reply #60 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:17:08 »

Rihanna

No, I'm not gay and yeah she is fit (once you can look past her fucking enormous forehead).

But fuck me is she irritating. Her songs all sound the fucking same and are as boring as fuck and I can well imagine myself having to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP should I find myself in her company for even a short period of time. Chris Brown gets a lot of stick for beating her up. I wonder if he should really be praised for showing incredible restraint and not shutting her up permanently, or do I have that the wrong way around?

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« Reply #61 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:17:57 »

Cat Deely has a face that looks like a picasso painting.  Not in a good way.
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« Reply #62 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:41:57 »

Rihanna

No, I'm not gay and yeah she is fit <snip>

I can see where you are coming from. I feel the same about Cheryl Cole. She looks fit as fuck, but her irritating voice and her being thick as shit I find a turn off.

Plenty of uglier celebs I'd happily bang in preference. Going to go out on a limb and say its not worth me worrying about the agony of choice Smiley

edit: Not to self, read the entire thread before repeating what Sir Pissalot has already said. Still...
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« Reply #63 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:42:44 »

Don't we already have this thread?
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« Reply #64 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:48:14 »

Dunno.  Im tired, old and my memory is weak.  Along with my bladder.  Not sure you needed to know about that.
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« Reply #65 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 13:56:35 »

I cannot stand women who are packaged as- and told/play up to, being sexy. I would like to decide that for myself please. Sure, some of them are attractive, at least conventionally so, but they just come off as cunts.

Almost every female star does it. Fucking Jessie J always talks about how women are margionalised and looked at as second class citizens in the music industry, then goes and flaps her ass and tits around in her music videos.

And how Kate moss is considered attractive... Fucking hell.

And the other thread is people you would, but shouldn't. This is people you should, but wouldn't.
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« Reply #66 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 14:11:41 »

Don't we already have this thread?
No.
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« Reply #67 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 15:28:30 »

Mariah Carey

I despise Mariah Carey.
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« Reply #68 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:03:06 »

No.

Actually, we do.
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« Reply #69 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:03:46 »

Actually, we do.

Are you sure.  Dr Chang is usually correct about everything.
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« Reply #70 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:07:11 »

Merged it with the old thread.
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« Reply #71 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:10:33 »

Ha ha.

It's all the same names being mentioned again. Some hatreds really do run deep.

Sanchez is definitely a bumbder for mentioning Kylie though. What the fuck?
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« Reply #72 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:13:01 »

Ha ha.

It's all the same names being mentioned again. Some hatreds really do run deep.

Sanchez is definitely a bumbder for mentioning Kylie though. What the fuck?

I think Saxondale's loathing of Nigella Lawson has increased significantly  Smiley
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« Reply #73 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:14:47 »

She's got skeletal horse features, and her music is shite... I stand by it!
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« Reply #74 on: Saturday, June 15, 2013, 16:15:54 »

Tess Daly has won me over though...
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