Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy

[Smells like Dave Syrett]

Reg Smeeton has spoken out in support of the Mayan calender prediction that the world will end on December 21st 2012, and insisted that the current crop of Swindon players aren't good enough to survive the event.

"I think it's safe to say that this current squad of players would struggle during a serious natural disaster" he told us. "We'd almost certainly find ourselves in The Blue Square Premier come 2013."

With the tragic events in Japan currently unfolding, and recent earthquakes in New Zealand amongst a number of disasters to have hit planet Earth in the last few years, Smeeton insists he's seen it all before.

"This is the worst squad of players I can remember since 1902 when Mount Pelée erupted on the Caribbean island of Martinique. We finished bottom of the league then with a goal difference of -75

This Earthquake in Japan will have a similar outcome this year. And next year when the end of the world happens, well, it's going to be a tough couple of seasons."

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"Absolute dog shite!" claims Smeeton

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[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

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[Ardiles]

"This is the worst squad of players I can remember since 1902 when Mount Pelée erupted on the Caribbean island of Martinique.

'I remember it well', reminisced Reg, 'on account of having been rudely interrupted from a marathon, 4 day wenching session during which I was single handedly entertaining a hareem of 14 Caribbean lovelies.'

[mrverve]

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[Jamiesfuturewife]

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[dave_bambers_right_sock]

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[leefer]

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[@MacPhlea]

That's my great grandfather (Bob Menham) with the big moustache at the back of that picture!!

[Reg Smeeton]

 I'm predicting that what's left of Japan will have it's application for membership of The League Of Wales turned down after, a tectonic collision positioned it just abutting Milford Haven.

 Alun Evans, LoW Secretary will say....it would be more appropriate if they joined the Honda Conference, now that they've taken over sponsorship from 2013 from Blue Square, to celebrate the arrival of Swindon Town.

[Sussex]

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