the Beautiful Souths 'Rotterdam' :-
And the fans tug their hair like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
And the whole towns been waiting coz they all wanted Malpas out
The whole club is pickled, the board are pickles for sure
and no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a year
(chorus all together now)
We don't mind Calderwood or Dicky Dosh,
Hockaday or Speed
We'd even take Ian Holloway, so anyone but ward........anyone but Ward