Why?

[BANGKOK RED]

Somebody just called asking for my boss, whom I know is currently in Shanghai. Now I knew already that he is in Shanghai and in fact he left for their last week.

So WHY did I feel the need to look back at his empty desk before saying so to the caller? Nutty.

Reminds me off a Peter Kay stand up sketch.

[STFCBird]

weirdo.

YOu are a knowledgeable man Bangkok Red, How do you tell someone at work to fuck off and die without actually telling them to fuck off and die?

[Don Rogers Shop]

Stab them

Actions speak louder than words birdy.

[STFCBird]

I don't want to end up in prison, but it might be worth it.  Cheers

[Don Rogers Shop]

Prison is ok in many ways its better than outside.

[STFCBird]

I bottled it.  

This guy is so annoying.  He thinks he is god and he is nothing but a piddly essex cunt.

[Don Rogers Shop]

As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.

1)   Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed)
2)   Gym every day(again no swindon card needed)
3)   Have a sleepover with your cell mate
4)   Read nuts& zoo everday
5)   Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you
6)   Your missus can only moan via letter
7)   Masturbation is acceptable
   Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus

Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun)

What i am saying birdy is stab him

[Fred Elliot]

As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.

1)   Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed)
2)   Gym every day(again no swindon card needed)
3)   Have a sleepover with your cell mate
4)   Read nuts& zoo everday
5)   Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you
6)   Your missus can only moan via letter
7)   Masturbation is acceptable
   Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus

Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun)

What i am saying birdy is stab him

Where do I sign up ?

[BANGKOK RED]

As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.

1)   Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed)
2)   Gym every day(again no swindon card needed)
3)   Have a sleepover with your cell mate
4)   Read nuts& zoo everday
5)   Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you
6)   Your missus can only moan via letter
7)   Masturbation is acceptable
   Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus

Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun)

What i am saying birdy is stab him

Not applicable in Birdys case I think, although if I was a woman I am convinced that I would be a lesbian. And therefore this would be a positive.

[STFCBird]

I am sharpening my knife as we speak.  anyone else you want doing whilst I am at it.  Might aswell do a few at once!

[DMR]

As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.

1)   Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed)
2)   Gym every day(again no swindon card needed)
3)   Have a sleepover with your cell mate
4)   Read nuts& zoo everday
5)   Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you
6)   Your missus can only moan via letter
7)   Masturbation is acceptable
   Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus

Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun)

What i am saying birdy is stab him

This made me laugh vociferously. Very J1mm-esque.