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Bob's Orange
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« on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:24:57 »

When you need a shit but have no bog roll! :roll:
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:30:56 »

Use kitchen roll!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:31:56 »

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Use kitchen roll!


Would if I had any!  :roll:
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:33:07 »

Hmmm tough one, may have to use a towel and then chuck it out  
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:33:28 »

ha ha use your hand
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fatbury

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:33:33 »

in africa they use their hand .. that why they always shake with the left
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:35:10 »

at least im sure thats what i was told .. tho it appears to be quite a generalisation
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:35:57 »

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ha ha use your hand


No. Think I may have to waddle over to the shop!
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:37:06 »

my mrs always uses all the bog roll then never replaces it so when i go in needing to drop meatloafs kids off at the pool i'm stuck and have to shout her to bring me some.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:40:32 »

My gran has a bedae (sp)

Fantastic it is, water shoots up your crack  
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:41:52 »

maybe you enjoy being shooted up your crack?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:42:43 »

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My gran has a bedae (sp)

Fantastic it is, water shoots up your crack  


We used to have a beday (sp) when I lived in Cirencester! You don't seem to see many anymore unless staying in a hotel!
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:44:53 »

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maybe you enjoy being shooted up your crack?


Maybe your obsessed with sex  Yes
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:47:03 »

Is that a Beeday (sp) or a Birday??
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 12:49:01 »

Birdy likes felching  Shocked
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