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Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:21:49
http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/News_Headlines_Story.asp?NewsID=4223

That is sad, obsessive, depressing and darn right ridiculous!!!!

No mention of a wife in there I notice...


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:23:56
I think he quite likes the club!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:25:33
you can tell hes single!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:28:38
Hows that?  If he is he may be a catch?  :?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:29:10
I see him at most games actually, what a fucking weirdo.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:30:45
THE "HUGE" tatoo, little ones are cool but huge seems obsessed, the STFC duvet...im sure the target market was for little boys and girls?? You can imagine at his wedding do you take swindon town dave (everyone just sniggers in the background) to be your lawful wedded husband?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:31:02
Ive seen him at sooo many games! brilliant, set him up with Marie


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:35:23
just what i need ash right?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:36:25
He would wear a red suit aith a Swindon logo on and Nationwide emblazed(?) across the front!

Not likely he'll ever have a wedding to be honest! :twisted:


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: le god cuervo on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:37:57
what a mongoloid

 :ha  

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/images/NewsPictures/2005/April/5/eadave0504.jpg


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:39:10
then for the party afterwards in his "relaxed" clothing just the current match day kit. Probably with some stupid little joke thing on his back with a squad number

"your the 1 for me"

"Yours 4 ever"

that sort of thing.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:40:18
Damn I was gonna get you a shirt with that on.......


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:41:21
:mrgreen:  Poor bloke! He's probably a really nice normal bloke and you are all taking the piss out of him!  :?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:42:06
true but hes not here to stick up for himself so nevermind..t'is okay!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:44:43
Who needs an engagement ring when she could have one of these:

http://i18.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/be/d0/1c_2.JPG


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:45:35
Its me,I did it for a bet. :(


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:46:08
Quote from: "Titch"
:mrgreen:  Poor bloke! He's probably a really nice normal bloke and you are all taking the piss out of him!  :?


 Swindon Town Dave....seems to me to a wholly sensible fella.

 I was  thinking of changing my name by deed poll from Reg Smeeton, to STFC Reg, but thought 43 a bit steep.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:47:25
I also recognize him straight away.  I've even had a chat with him up the Beehive.

People like him really are the 'life blood' of the club.

Seriously.

They are true characters.

Swindon Town Dave, we salute you!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:47:35
Why doesn't he just join a forum (not this one!) then he can call himself anything he likes (within reason!)


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:47:44
what a prize fucking plum, if I see him at footy now I am gonna punch him


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:49:10
No, he's a good lad bird!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:49:52
:shock:  is it Dave Blackcurrant


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:50:02
Legend.

Absolute legend.

"what a prize fucking plum, if I see him at footy now I am gonna punch him"

Why? For loving his club?!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:50:19
I think he lives in Wroughton.  He is a character and the game NEEDS characters. :!:


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:50:23
He's now one of the top 5 Town ssupporters?!?!  Who are the other four.  That bloke who's been to every game since 1925 (or whenever is was) is one I suppose.  The other three remain a mystery.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:50:30
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
No, he's a good lad bird!


just a sarnie short of a picnic?

Of COURSE he is, but come on, the world would be a more boring place without people like that!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:52:23
fair play to him to be fair for supporting your club but im not sure its healthy to only have one hobbie...shit what happens if swindon go into liquidation??


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:53:52
He will be the club and will carry their debts!

Couldn't they get him for copyright or something?!

Then he'd hate the club and would be stuck with a hugeass tattoo on his back!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:57:25
I am going to marry him.  I want to be mrs swindon town dave


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:58:41
You want to be Mrs everybody!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 15:59:36
I do not.  :evil:


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 16:01:37
Quote from: "reeves4england"
He will be the club and will carry their debts!

Couldn't they get him for copyright or something?!

Then he'd hate the club and would be stuck with a hugeass tattoo on his back!


If he was called Swindon Town Football Club Dave then possibly but i doubt they would!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 16:02:55
You ruined my fun. Just one look at him and I automatically hated him!
Don't know why I did it, don't know why I enjoyed doing it and I don't know why I'll do it again!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 16:05:43
Quote from: "reeves4england"
You want to be Mrs everybody!
:soapy tit wank:


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 17:46:50
30 years and not missing a game is some achievement.  Seeing as he has a kid he's got laid so he's not so much of a mongloid (that's qualification enough for me!).  Fair play, I'm with OST.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 19:25:03
fair play to him....I've often thought about getting a Swindon tattoo but I know the day I do will be the day before they change the logo

Cant believe he is getting stick, hes a loyal fan....


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: stfc11 on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:29:27
Dunno if someone's already said this: but he also has all the Swindon managers names tattooed on him aswell..


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:30:08
ok now that is a little weird.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:38:34
Im still laughing about teh swindon town bedspread......jez some people have no life

at least I like porn, alcohol and drugs....


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:40:54
each to their own ashley....


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:43:03
Quote from: "Asher"
Im still laughing about teh swindon town bedspread......jez some people have no life

at least I like porn, alcohol and drugs....


Theres nothing like going down the pub getting pissed snorting a line of coke and cracking one out on your Swindon Town Bed spread though..


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Rossi on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:45:16
Quote from: "DV85"
fair play to him....I've often thought about getting a Swindon tattoo but I know the day I do will be the day before they change the logo

Cant believe he is getting stick, hes a loyal fan....

I remember reading about that happening to a Fulham fan a few seasons back.  He got a big tattoo of the Fulham badge on his back, then they changed it to their current logo about a month later.  He must have been vexed


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 21:47:20
Ha ha YR I have no idea what you mean, no seriously kids drugs are very bad, porn and alki pops on the other hand......


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:12:05
He is a freak! :twisted:


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:29:13
Quote from: "Parkin Ticket"
Quote from: "DV85"
fair play to him....I've often thought about getting a Swindon tattoo but I know the day I do will be the day before they change the logo

Cant believe he is getting stick, hes a loyal fan....

I remember reading about that happening to a Fulham fan a few seasons back.  He got a big tattoo of the Fulham badge on his back, then they changed it to their current logo about a month later.  He must have been vexed


Thats the story that put my off getting one

Also my mate got a Chelsea one....within 3 weeks they changed their badge


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:34:09
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Never liked tattoos personally.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:35:13
chelsea fans will be alright now they will have their badge a while now!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:40:33
Yeah its quite a modern one.

I don't know what to think of our bage now. Its plain which makes it easy to draw etc. but a bit boring. I prefer the good old st logo myself!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 22:44:59
ive perfected it when drawing it now...had to do it alot for my coursework. how long exactly has it been our logo now?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 23:08:58
Chaps a legend!  If we where all as passionate as Dave the world would be a better place.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 08:04:15
Think it came into force around 91/92? WE definately had it at wembley teh second time in 93 but not in 90 so 92 is my guess just as hoddle came in.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 08:13:59
I say fair play to the bloke....not too sure about the managers tho. Do they do a STFC duvet in double??


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 08:25:34
HA HA HA HA, IS THAT YOU SWINDON DAVE?????


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 08:45:11
I saw this on Central news last night.  They took Swindon Town Dave up to the training ground and interviewed SSP and Grant Smith.  Both looked a little uncomfortable stood next to Dave.  The Colin Todd tattoo across his belly looked particularly impressive!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 08:54:10
Quote from: "stfcfan"
I say fair play to the bloke....not too sure about the managers tho. Do they do a STFC duvet in double??


buy 2 and sew them together  :D


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 09:19:41
I think we should all change our names by deed poll to our forum user names.

I'm up for it, anyone else???


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 10:40:49
dave_m_russel isn't


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 10:50:40
Hmmmmm, i wouldn't say it would be a better place...


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 11:13:27
I think it would be quite a scary place!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: faringdingdong on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 12:07:55
Quote from: "dazzza"
Chaps a legend!  If we where all as passionate as Dave the world would be a better place.

 Quite right dazza, Swindon town Dave is a fucking legend. Don't slag off your own kids, it takes all sorts and he's sound.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, April 6, 2005, 12:23:15
I cant see andy_king_rapes_donkeys changing his name!


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Johno on Friday, April 8, 2005, 19:26:44
what....a.....freak


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 8, 2005, 19:27:51
Yup :?


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, April 8, 2005, 21:39:33
Im not being funny, but this bloke doesnt deserve shit like that on here. Hes a genuine bloke, talked to him on numerous occasions in the County, and as people have said before fans like him are the life blood of the club.

Im past my obsessive stage on STFC, where I thought it was all that mattered, but I did go through a good 2 seasons where I would literally have been prepared to do ANYTHING for the club. Maybe thats why I feel an affinity with Swindon Town Dave and you dont.

He might get slated on this board. But he is well liked and well respected in the County Hotel, where you get the regulars of 5, 10 and 20 years of support.

Little respect eh? Stop slagging off people you dont even know.


Title: Freak! Why? Crazy Swindon Fool!
Post by: Johno on Friday, April 8, 2005, 22:23:05
im not dissing the guy, probably is a good guy and everything but changing your name liie that.... why?