herthab
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« on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:05:38 » |
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On the train to Dagenham on Saturday a few of us started to come up with great new Iphone apps.
I really think that, with the intellect on the tef, when harnessed productively, are capable of inventions that would have us mentioned alongside Bill Gates, James Dyson, Ben & Jerry and lots of other people I don't know who thought up shit that we never knew we needed (Until they told us we did).
My suggestion is that we use this thread to showcase our ideas, prior to going on Dragons Den (Whits has already thought up 'Dragons When', an Iphone app that tells you when Dragons Den is on the telly, so we can all watch the progress our tef brethren make).
A couple of my own:
Itug - An app to aid male masturbation.
Iflick - The female version of the Itug.
Ikill - An app that turns your phone into a high velocity snipers rifle.
I really believe we could be onto a winner here, all it takes is belief and some investment.
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Crispy
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:08:29 » |
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I'll chip in a quid towards the dream!
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:13:21 » |
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Iwipe - the constantly renewable sheet of toilet paper.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:16:45 » |
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Iappinventor - generates automatic and clever responses to this thread.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:23:59 » |
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iScore...we do need a new method of scoring  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:24:39 » |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:31:42 » |
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Iswear
Random expletive generator for those moments of uncontrolable rage when words truly fail you.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:34:28 » |
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iCommentate, teaches one to successfully commentate a Swindon match
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:34:56 » |
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IFix - App specifically for the Pakistani cricket team.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:37:57 » |
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I think mine is the only one that really plays to the strengths of the forum members.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:42:32 » |
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I think mine is the only one that really plays to the strengths of the forum members.
Although surely your app would be redundant, ya cunt. |
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herthab
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:43:00 » |
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I think mine is the only one that really plays to the strengths of the forum members.
I dunno, the Itug fits quite well! |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:48:01 » |
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Although surely your app would be redundant, ya cunt.
Not at all. You must have had times when you so lost it in rage with someone that you become completely incoherent, and end up just bellowing noise at them. That's a valuable swearing opportunity wasted, and some fucker who almost certainly should have been given an earful getting away with it. With the Iswear you get a hand crafted stream of top grade obscenity and invective at the touch of a button.... or screen. Genius |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:49:01 » |
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iSore - Randomly displays horrible images
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 18:51:25 » |
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iSample - Just for Fred.
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