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« Reply #18150 on: Monday, November 24, 2014, 16:43:27 » |
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You're a man, you're not supposed to need instructions.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18151 on: Monday, November 24, 2014, 16:45:39 » |
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Girlfriend ordered a 250 litre fish tank, comes with a stand too. Instructions were in Chinese, there was 2 pictures, one showing an exploded view of the stand (which came flat pack, obviously) and the other was of the filter set up, which was ridiculously complicated. Got it all set up now but it took fucking ages!
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« Reply #18152 on: Monday, November 24, 2014, 23:45:03 » |
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Sex toy adverts on the telly. Why?  |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18153 on: Monday, November 24, 2014, 23:49:14 » |
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Sex toy adverts on the telly. Why? I'm guessing to try and sell them  |
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« Reply #18154 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 00:00:11 » |
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Strange topic, Reg?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18155 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 00:11:09 » |
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Strange topic, Reg?
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« Reply #18156 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 09:13:57 » |
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Those Iceland adverts, the wife and daughter are watching celebrity thingy, every time I look up I see that mongoloid Australian chimp flogging shit food, well buy it all mate, and fuck off back to oz, and put me out of my misery.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #18157 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:25:28 » |
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Trapped babysitting at sister-in-laws and for the life of me, I cannot work out how to get her telly on. You'd think it couldn't be much more complicated than press the standby button.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #18158 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:28:12 » |
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Don't know about topic..... but legend has it Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull swore by Mars Bar Urban myth. It was a Curly-Wurly |
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« Reply #18159 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:28:21 » |
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Trapped babysitting at sister-in-laws and for the life of me, I cannot work out how to get her telly on. You'd think it couldn't be much more complicated than press the standby button.
Make/model? 1. Make sure its plugged in and the plug is switched on. Just in case she is one of these wierdos that think TVs use massive amounts of power in standby to keep the valves warm. 2. Either hold down the power button on remote. Or hold down a channel number. Or press TV then the do power/number if its a sky remote. 3. If you still can't do it, check you haven't grown boobs. |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #18160 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:32:51 » |
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Make/model?
1. Make sure its plugged in and the plug is switched on. Just in case she is one of these wierdos that think TVs use massive amounts of power in standby to keep the valves warm.
2. Either hold down the power button on remote. Or hold down a channel number. Or press TV then the do power/number if its a sky remote.
3. If you still can't do it, check you haven't grown boobs.
Technika. No idea on model. Instructions were "turn it on at the side (standby button), there's the remote". Thing is, nothing happens when you press the standby button (or any other button for that matter, or if you hold it down). A blue light is meant to come on. I've followed your advice. I don't appear to have grown boobs, just cultivating a nifty pair of moobs. |
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« Reply #18161 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:39:22 » |
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Make sure there isn't a physical on/off switch on the underside of the tv, right hand side
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« Reply #18162 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:54:12 » |
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Technika. No idea on model. Instructions were "turn it on at the side (standby button), there's the remote". Thing is, nothing happens when you press the standby button (or any other button for that matter, or if you hold it down). A blue light is meant to come on.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18163 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:55:58 » |
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There's usually a flick switch on the right hand side of the bezel (towards the bottom). Should get a red standby light then try the power button on the remote or a number on the remote to turn on
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kerry red
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« Reply #18164 on: Tuesday, November 25, 2014, 20:57:19 » |
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Listen to the wireless FFS
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