Someone said (not sure how serious) that it is a choking hazard to children. Although surely the shite that passes for food at STFC is a choking hazard to children, yet i'm pretty sure they won't be stopping the sale of hot dogs etc.
Sometimes you have to wonder about Swindon Town, 5k red balloons would be brilliant on a day that we need the fans to be right behind the side.
To be fair, if any kids are like our little lass balloons are like heroin to them, add in steep terracing and she would injure herself chasing the fucking things about. I spend my life dodging balloons round the house and losing the bloody things out the front door when the postman knocks!