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Right. A few weeks back i bought a red and black argyle jumper, seeing as the cold was drawing in and it was on a sale. Nothing wrong with that of course, perfectly heterosexual behaviour.

Earlier this week i needed to buy a new bag for work. My old one which i had had for a good 3 years was getting old, tatty and smelt of booze. I bought a lovely red and black checked satchel from H&M. Again, nothing wrong with that in my opinion.

However, today i went to work, wearing the (rather sexual) jumper and satchel. I had realised they'd be matching and thought it would look rather hip and trendy. To my dismay, i was ripped to absolute shreds, and even had my sexual orientation questioned  :cry:

Here is a picture of said sexy garments

[url width=800 height=600]http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/091014_193106.jpg[/url]

Am i right in my beliefs that i work with a bunch of fashion-philistines, or am i infact, a great big bender?

I know they're buckles but it doesn't help when your manbag has what appears to be black bows on it.

I wouldn't rock that style myself...

   :poofs:

One or the other at any one time Dave, you big metrosexual.

Couldn't be arsed to read, if you like cock your gay, if not, wank through it.

I'm a big fan of satchels and man bags, nothing wrong with that.

Except that satchel you bought is so gay you'd give Graham Norton a run for his money.

So yes, I think you are.

awful awful jumper

Yeah, it'd look so much better on your bedroom floor.

Nothing wrong with check, and nothing wrong with manbags... Combining the two is a disaster though.

gay.

The jumper looks like something someone might wear to play golf.

http://www.mckinnonsc.vic.edu.au/la/it/rupert/rupert.gif

Sorry....just dont skip to work tomorow.

looks like i'm a gayman then

Go and join Stonewall you Brighton fan.

i dont think the jumper is gay at all, just not very nice! theres nothing wrong with dressing a bit gay anyway :)

you realise dave's ginger? that's probably something you should know before you start pursuing him :)

The very fact you're worrying about it means you're a poof.

the thing u should be most worried about is not being called gay but u actually thought the jumper looks nice

Why don't you tell him how to look good naked too.

its all about the confidence :)

This.

wha?

bag is good jumper is shit. they don't seem to match at all from that picture.

but you could see how people may have thought dave wanted to be red and black checked man...silly dave

Came within an ace of coming out yourself there Samdy. Oh and what sutton said - it's all about the cock.

Deliberate misquotation is not big, and not clever, but Dave needs to know he's not alone in these thoughts. You raving Barrowmans.

Id like to see a matching dickie bow

Dave I love them both - but not together honey
Dont mix checks ;)

as long as you dont start wearing jaunty little hat and those man man scarves we will all be OK

Hang on a minute ??

Agree about the hats - whats up with a little scarf every now and then ?!?

I think she means by man man scarves those scarves some people seem to wear as an accessory e.g. you wear a t-shirt but loosely fit a scarf over it.

I hope so anyway.

YES!! not real scarves

Those silly thin things as worn by most of the male contestants on XFactor!

Ummmmm - They are alright though aren't they ?

I like a good accessory scarf every now and then - can't see the problem really....

It's like never wearing a brown belt and black shoes - obvious really ??

Oh my god - what am I saying !!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

One should never wear brown in town sheepy, you know that!

i like wearing white socks to work with black trousers

and red and green should NEVER be seen!!

Chubbs think's he's Michael Jackson :)

Poof

feck !  I have been outed by Gok Wan - sorry PaulD - Although I find it hard to tell the difference :)

God do you know what actually makes me secretly really cross?

Miss matched Bikinis - like people who wear a top from one set and the bottoms from another - It makes me rage inside- Just WHY would you do that???? I see it often unfortunatley being a lifeguard  >:(

Men don't wear accessories.  They wear clothes.

It's not quite as wrong as speedo's on a chubber !!!

Any bloke who wears a scarf for reasons other than for keeping warm clearly takes it up the Gary.

Kinda reminds me of a conversation I had with a woman at work recently, who's in her 50's.
For some reason we were talking about thongs, and she pipes up "I couldn't wear a thong, it would get tangled up in my piles". Which is possibly the most unsexy, disgusting thing i've ever heard a woman say.

OMG! you should have killed her right then and there

nothing wrong with speedos on a chubber...JFW liked it :-p

errrrr when???

Not even I would consider one of those pansy scarves.

You great fairy

The very fact that you bought that stuff worries me-but I am 53,so maybe its me!

I look better naked :)

They're both thieves?

Paul D has an excuse due to where he's from, as far as I'm aware Gok doesn't.

goks just a rubbish shoplifter

Have you ever had to save anyone JFW?  :eek:

JFW, is odd socks ok?

Haha I love this thread.

The one singular thing that annoys me is people who wear boxer shorts with their jeans down under their bum cheeks with a grungy belt. 

Dave, you aren't gay, just dabbling with trend :D

Surely that is meant as a statement Whits, not a question?  :D

I thought the comma was two words too early.

Dedicated follower of fashion.

:D

or three  ;)

its been a very long day, leave me alone!

it was a joke jfw.

sheesh

oh and on the prior subject of odd socks, nooooo. I cannot put odd socks on, i know a few people that just whack any two socks on but i just cant do it

I reckon Dave should wear the whole outfit to the game on Saturday  :nod:

I reckon dave is not going to the game on saturday

In that case, you're definitely gay.

Cooo-eeeeee

Gits :)

go for it dave and ignore people on here, of the people ive met on here or seen about 99% of them dress like gillingham fans anyway.

He's right, as this shot of Fred and hertha on their way to Brentford clearly shows:
[url width=659 height=463]http://www.crazycharlie.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/summer_magic_of_the_gypsies01.jpg[/url]

I'd suggest though that he'd also like to finish the outfit with these delightful trousers (http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/mercy-punk-red-tartan-zip-bondage-trousers).

What trousers?

"these delightful trousers" is a link. I don't know how it appears as i don't use the same theme as everyone else on this forum. :D

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/mercy-punk-red-tartan-zip-bondage-trousers

EDIT: I see, it's like a sort of dark green link colour within posts. I'll add that to my list of stuff i'll never get around to changing. :)

Oh my god I just weed myself!! thats so funny

and No Whits odd anythign is not OK - Matchy Matchy is the way to be!

Oh and Chubbs I didnt realise it was a joke you confuzzled me!

You are all being a bit harsh on Dave. There is nothing wrong with being gay Dave. You go for it, its the 2000's not the 1970's. And when you finish studying PM Walrus, he might be able to help you out getting a job as a trolly dolly.

Reckon this is more Dave's style in the trouser department

[url width=187 height=250]http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp162/aionluver/Asslesschaps.jpg[/url]


(only jokingDave)

I don't like the fact then on my windows tab at the bottom of my screen it just says the title of the thread.
So I have been sat here with the page open, but minimised, while getting on with my work.
At least two people have come to my desk during that time and I wonder if either of them saw that I had a minimised page called "Am I gay?"

I've just realised that too.

Luckily for me, though, everybody knows that I'm dangerously gay so it doesn't really affect me.

Barrymore dangerous?

Worse. People of all walks of life have perished simply due to the extent of my gayness. I don't need to use weapons such as swimming pools.

I'm still only half as gay as Dave though.

Dave what are those scary photos on your facebook of like a bear podging a doll?

To be fair, if this was cluedo, the swimming pool would be the location, not the weapon.  Barrymore, in the swimming pool, with the...

fist ?

I think celebrity gay cluedo would be a quality idea.

Gately, on the sofa, with the vomit
Boy George, next to the radiator, with the handcuffs
Hitler, in the bunker, with 1 ball

.. group of friends engaged in lawful activities with no evidence of wrongdoing or malfeasance of any kind. And the expensive lawyers.

It's an in-joke that will make only sense to about 3 people