Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 16:47:23 » |
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(I have a 10am so cant get too messy) Is it hair or nails this week mate ? |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 16:48:26 » |
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 He doesn't go to a barber either. He goes to a unisex salon  |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 16:57:28 » |
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He doesn't go to a barber either. He goes to a unisex salon That is sooooo fucking gay, I am going to ask him if he is Toni or Guy ? |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 16:58:40 » |
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 17:15:20 » |
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He doesn't go to a barber either. He goes to a unisex salon So do I.  |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 17:17:35 » |
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He doesn't go to a barber either. He goes to a unisex salon So do I. Gayer ! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 17:20:11 » |
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I'll be in the Royal Oak propping up the bar until the early hours of the morning.
Getting there in an hour or so
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 18:30:39 » |
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Move here Ralph
We can work out our council tax properly rather than your inbred lot I looked on the Swindon Borough Council site and the banding is actually identical! Property is cheaper in Swindon though. What would £160k get me? Is that relevant ? - I thought you only had a percentage of the equity. |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:01:50 » |
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Lads i need some moral support.
Just got home with 3 bottles of Rose Wine and 8 cans of Strongbow.
A very nice girl is coming over.
I haven't done fuck all dating for months and months.
How can i woo her?
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:06:16 » |
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Get as many cans down your neck as possible before she arrives and play lionel ritchie at full volume?
Whilst I don't know you - this could therefore be an error, maybe just be yourself.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:06:30 » |
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Lads i need some moral support.
Just got home with 3 bottles of Rose Wine and 8 cans of Strongbow.
A very nice girl is coming over.
I haven't done fuck all dating for months and months.
How can i woo her? Pull your cock out and say 'well, it won't suck itself!'  |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:11:06 » |
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Get her pissed, promise her the world and don't show her your dancing 'skills'. Job done and nuts wet.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:12:14 » |
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I think you should leave your Sister alone
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:20:21 » |
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3 bottles of plonk and 8 cans of Strongbow eh...
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:20:33 » |
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flopping your little soldier out is prob not the best way but laughter is everything, so show her them dance moves as someone has suggested...
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