I wish that I was too fat too work.
You want to get to Nauru...BR, there's some real fat bastards there.
Nauru, for those not knowing is a guano based small tropical island in the Pacific.
Guano, being rich in phosphate, was mined and the Nauruans became exceedingly wealthy....so ate loads. As the island is small anyway and the mining made it smaller, not a lot of room for exercise.
Mining has now stopped, so the Nauruans got paid for a bit, to sit around doing jackshit by the Aussies in return for taking a few asylum seekers off their hands as a sort of deterrent.
Now it's money laundering...or off shore banking as it's known.
Upshot is, that the Nauruans have the world's highest per capita levels of diabetes.
