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STFCBird
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« on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:36:19 »
From today's Daily record

Why did King Kong Join the Army?


He wanted to learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the guy drink wax from candles?

For light refreshment.

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What part of a football field smells

The scenter spot

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Why did the football pitch end up a triangle?

Someone took a corner.


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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:46:20 »
why are you reading the daily record? isnt that a scottish paper? :?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:54:02 »
Eric Sabin is the New Thierry Henry ...
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:07:18 »
What's orange and sounds like a parrott.?
A Carrott.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:17:05 »
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why are you reading the daily record? isnt that a scottish paper? :?


I read my work mates paper at lunch - she is scottish  :|  officially worse than the sun
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:01:58 »
Whats pink and hard ?








A pig with a flick knife
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:12:43 »
Why aren't there any headaches in the jungle?






Parrots eat em all
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