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« Reply #2325 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:51:10 » |
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Kids are at their grans tonight, so I did the whole cook a meal, eat by candlelight malarkey.
Result!
So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here
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wiggy
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« Reply #2326 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:52:25 » |
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So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here
We started early! I am getting old you know, and 3 times is enough these days.
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« Reply #2327 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:54:53 » |
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a year
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« Reply #2328 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:57:24 » |
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« Reply #2329 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:01:51 » |
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that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum. i'm holding out under much pressure
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« Reply #2330 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:03:05 » |
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that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum. i'm holding out under much pressure
I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.
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« Reply #2331 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:03:36 » |
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good lad.
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« Reply #2332 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:08:55 » |
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I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.
Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it. I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.
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« Reply #2333 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:13:29 » |
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Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it.
I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.
I'm a fat ugly fucker. I thoroughly recommend me as a great "no to sex" for females.
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« Reply #2334 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:20:47 » |
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That reminds me of the fit4less billboard which always makes me chuckle when I pass it:
Fat and ugly? Just be ugly, join for 17.99 per month.
Or words to that effect
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« Reply #2335 on: Sunday, August 21, 2011, 17:33:58 » |
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Facebook telling me that "(Bogus) Dave likes (Bogus) Dave."
Well, someone has too I suppose.
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« Reply #2336 on: Sunday, August 21, 2011, 18:17:49 » |
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Cheese & biscuits. Yum.
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« Reply #2337 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 10:10:39 » |
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Spending all morning on the phone, and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected.
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« Reply #2338 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 10:45:48 » |
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Spending all morning on the phone, and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. congrats, where are you off to?
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« Reply #2339 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:02:54 » |
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Plymouth.
Which is good, because the town game is a Saturday afternoon in october, rather than New years eve at my original choice!
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