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You wish  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Looks beautiful,  doesn't it.  :)

Wow, this one really does have no life...

Fucking yawn!

Tom, pop back tomorrow, we could use your help with the Friday quiz. You never know, there may be a question or two on turnips, bristolian history or life in South east Wales. ;)

I got a job as the Duke of Edinburgh's hairdresser.
On my first day, I drove up to the gates at Buckingham Palace and said to the policeman, 'I've come to do Prince Philip's hair - can you let me in to the car park, please?'

He said, 'have you got a permit?'

I said, 'no, I'm just taking a bit off the back.'

Yes, I remember the glory days when Rochdale were up in 5th. They're 15th now, can you believe it?

Awwww leave Tom alone. They MIGHT be about to win a league title for the first time in his lifetime. Such unknown success is bound to make him feel a little giddy.

I'm just waiting for a hilarious, and completely original, quip about schools being closed or something to do with asylums.

I knew this admin access would come in useful someday. Feel free to join me in signing up young Tom to many irritating mailing lists.

Haha let us know when he pms you begging you to stop.

Genuine  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Perhaps as an irritant he would like some thrush cream, or at least some information about it?

And THAT'S how to deal with trolls.

And the JPT for that final champions league spot ;)

Seeing as we are talking about the past

Also hope you enjoy the fisting mailing list youve just been signed up to :D

Excellent!

Trying to find a way to subscribe Tom to this, or perhaps he would be genuinely interested in joining the community as he seems to have a lot of spare time?

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 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Blow-up dolls are quite realistic nowadays.....

This thread really has put a smile on my face today :)

I'm sure Tom will love being on Lovehoney's mailing list....the UK's number 1 in penis extensions.

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Forename:   Tom
Surname:   Putt
Email:   [email protected]
Job Title:   Patient
Organisation:   Bristol Obesity and Seriously Overweight Community Partnership
   

Well thats all his PPI claims in hand...

The wife's wondering why I'm looking at but-plugs on the internet.

Erection disfunction - done

Good work team TEF.

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I can't thank you boys enough for all the promises of gifts/pleasure i am about to receive :pint:
These range from 117 free gift vouchers for Aldis,30 ton of turnips from Farmers R Us,16 wives from Somalia and a Penis enlargement (not needed :toocool:).
I am so glad i joined this forum and am going to recommend you to all my friends and family.
regards
Tom ;D

Thanks Tom. What's it like being Welsh by the way? The electoral roll is a powerful thing.

Didn't we establish it was Rob?

Lesson folks, if you do want to go trolling, try to avoid using your actual email address. The internet is dark and full of terrors.

Must be a nightmare getting from Snowdonia to Bristol every home game.

You utter bastards. I can't believe you took his email address and signed him up to every embarrassing and humiliating thing going.

Now I can't find any left to sign him up to.

OTIB?

Registration to the BNP?

Even we aren't that mean are we?

As he is apparently on the electoral register and thus an adult I will pass his email over to my mate who maintains dating websites for a living (including some quite interesting 'niche' ones), that should interest his nearest and dearest when the matches start to arrive!

Nice idea, Horlock, but I have doubts he has a nearest and dearest.

Fuck off. Nowt wrong with the Welsh.

Mocking Bristol City over not winning a league/title for ages, and financial chaos in their past.

Has the irony passed you lot by?

They have an inferiority.

What exactly should we be mocking Bristol City about then o wise one? What's acceptable?
Do we have to wait till we win the Champions League with a multi billionaire in charge?

Football fans mocking shock.  :sherlock:

DMR in taking a contrary view shock.

I think like 2 people mentioned that in this thread....

Stop moaning and sign him up to some shit

As if thats possible..

But we have won at least 3 titles since they won their 1 and only Title and one of which was in the last 5 years?

Are we going to have to sign up to more stuff?

Considering his postal address is widely available you'd think he'd at least have the good grace to sign up a new account and pretend not to be him.