Just an observation

[jayohaitchenn]

Not much of a secret.

Step one, go to the toilet in the Town End.

Step two, smoke a ciggarette.

[Crispy]

Massive shout out to Town End favourite steward 'Alan Pardew'.

Him or Harry Hill!

The best method I discovered for said half time smoking activities would be to go into the left cubicle as you walk in, leave the door slightly ajar and you have a perfect view.

After re reading that, that sounds dodgy as fuck without mention of smoking!

[Simon Pieman]

I've found the best method to go in there and take a couple of deep breaths. Saves a ciggy too.

[TheDukeOfBanbury]

In my case, which was some time ago, I was stopped on the way in by said cunt and accused of already being banned - something I was completely unaware of. I tried to challenge this politely to no avail and even got accused of lying when I said I didn't live in Banbury. Anyway he had to let me in when confirmation came through that I wasn't indeed banned.

After the game however he collared me on the way out, threw a tatty photocopied bit of paper at me - strewn with copious spelling mistakes effectively telling me I was banned for life for standing up during the game (true) and ignoring numerous requests by stewards to sit down (untrue).

I got the ban rescinded by complaining to the club, but by that time I had missed 3 home games.

Ha ha you got my warning then .

They tried to ban me but the evidence didn't "stick"

[Matchworn Shirts]

Let me into the secret Crispy, I'm gagging by half time

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I have a cunning plan

[Batch]

. Stupidly enough, he used his work email address to sign up which pointed out that instead of being in Iraq he was actually working for a firm of solicitors in Wiltshire.

Oh that cocknocker. Thought the name was familiar, what a cunt.

[Barry Scott]

Let me into the secret Crispy, I'm gagging by half time

Fact: My mate's gagging while he smokes - he often heaves while smoking. It's pretty funny, especially as it's not a party trick and he's a smoker.

[leefer]

That fucker banned me as well for two matches as well..........he is a total dick and the only suprise is that someone hasn't seriously harmed him.........yet.

[Crispy]

Just seen him in my local, pissed up spouting shite again 

[stfcinbmth]

Not much of a secret.

Step one, go to the toilet in the Town End.

Step two, smoke a ciggarette.

I always seem to arrive at the same time as the bouncers

[Crispy]

I always seem to arrive at the same time as the bouncers

 

Best to go down a couple of minutes before half time!

[Flashheart]

Fact: My mate's gagging while he smokes - he often heaves while smoking. It's pretty funny, especially as it's not a party trick and he's a smoker.

I used to do the same when I smoked

[ChinaWhitenRed]

Big respect to the bloke who sits inside the Rolex clock on the Stratton bank and keeps the hands turning with amazing accuracy. Go there on a non-match day and it is always stopped.