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Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:11:55
TELL US WHO WE'VE SIGNED YOU CUNTS (STFC), THEN I CAN GET ON WITH SOME WORK!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:13:09
I've got to go out in a minute, come on Swindon, tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:13:54
My sentiments exactly, Pie.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:16:05
Its all I've been able to think about all morning.

I hope one is Cureton, another is a hard as fuck midfielder and I dont even care who the 3rd is. I JUST WANT TO KNOW!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:16:24
Fucking hell, I feel a huge anti-climax is in the post.  Surely the powers at be at the CG can't live up to this crazy hype building up on the MB's.  

I'm as excited as a paedo walking into the Early Learning centre.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:18:55
I'm as frustrated as a paedo with no hands for fiddling in the ELC  :disapprove:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:19:42
Where have you been Jan?!  It's been a while.

Evans, Duke, and Igoe...?


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:19:55
I'm just bubbling with anticipation, I'm almost angry I'm so intrigued.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Whits on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:24:49
i even signed up to the text service to find out who, nothing yet  :|


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:24:55
wow, they've updated the official site with................ sign up for the cunting text service to get the news first :cry:

NO, TELL ME NOW CUNT FACES


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:26:36
Quote

wow, they've updated the official site with................ sign up for the cunting text service to get the news first


they did that hours ago


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:28:07
They're still a bunch of cunts


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:28:10
I'm off down the pub for a pie and pint, there had better be some news when I get back.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:28:39
Maybe the clubs lunchtime is different to ours??


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:29:20
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Where have you been Jan?!  It's been a while.

Evans, Duke, and Igoe...?


Just been busy at work, and I've tried to have a bit of a break from STFC to get me all excited for the new season.  It's kinda worked!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:29:48
This is only breakfast time for me. Apparently the club said the announcement could be any time between 12 and 3.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:30:42
where did they say that? all I read was the rather vague "lunchtime"


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:32:11
lunchtime for normal folk is 12 - 2 pm.

tell us fucking now.

this is going to be one anticlimax :evil:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:32:55
12-3!? I never heard that once.

Stingy gits, I have to go out soon  :(


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: grayx on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:34:07
Wish I could go for lunch from 12-3.  Can't see my boss approving that one.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:34:45
Fuck this, I'm going to do some more work and try again in an hour (yeah right, I'll be lucky to last 10 mins! :D )


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:35:32
i bet we dont find out till 3! then all our excitment will have gone and we will be told that Reeves, Woan and Iffy have been registered as players. hope not  :(


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:36:42
I'm close to throwing my sodding moniter out of the window.  NEWS NOW PLEASE :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

I should calm down really, so long as they are signed up it doesn't really matter if we have to wait till later to find it all out.  Does it?


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:37:18
Nah, they said exciting which rules Reeves, Woan, Iffy and Sabin out...

Then again King thought Duke was exciting  :? oh dear...


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:40:44
but exciting to King means well.................Rory Fallon, Eric Sabin, Lloyd opara and anyone else whos been a let down in town colours


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:41:22
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
This is only breakfast time for me. Apparently the club said the announcement could be any time between 12 and 3.

Exactly, obvsiously the club work by the student lunchtime.

Usually for me at the minute I have breakfast between half 12 and half 1 then lunch somewhere between half 2 and 4.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:42:54
I've only just had breakfast, I'm planning on having lunch when I get back from the oasis at about half 4... But I'm lazy, the club shouldn't be...


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:44:30
i bet we never find out. we will just be told that there was a last minute hick up with all the deals. wouldn't surprise me the way our squad has been shaping up in terms of summer signings


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:45:37
It's shit, isn't it Rich...  :wink:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:46:22
http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=22266

Damn that Gary, always fills me with pessimism  :evil:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:46:42
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I'm close to throwing my sodding moniter out of the window.  NEWS NOW PLEASE :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

I should calm down really, so long as they are signed up it doesn't really matter if we have to wait till later to find it all out.  Does it?


Maybe they havnt signed at all Tom? :wink:

Perhaps king "accidentally" forgot to tell whoever it is that they'd be on £50 a week on a month to month deal :roll:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:48:53
How'd you get on at glasto anyhow PM?


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:50:25
Alright Cheers, Tent didnt get flooded which was nice.

I'll post some details later in the glasto threads if I can be arsed / get time


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: DiV on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:55:10
Blah, I bet its all a wind up

They've just done it to get hits on the web site....


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:56:57
From the BBC Wiltshire site -

King has 'ace up his sleeve'
Swindon Town manager Andy King is confident he has at least one 'ace up his sleeve', when he announces the new signings he has agreed later today.



The Robins boss is expecting to reveal details of three new players later today, after a summer which has seen just two youngsters from Bolton join the County Ground side.

King says he has agreed terms with two of the three, but is waiting to hear back from the third player before making any announcements.

Swindon did miss out on the signing of Watford left back Paul Mayo yesterday, who decided to join his home town club Lincoln instead.

But King is confident the names he's hoping to reveal later will put smiles on everyone's faces.

He said: "I have another ace up my sleeve which I hope everyone feels is my trump card. It will excite the fans as it excited me and I think it will give the fans something they deserve."


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 11:58:10
I hope its Henderson, Akinfenwa and Horlock

But thats about a million to one chance!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:01:47
I'm fucking frustrated now  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: DiV on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:04:53
Whats the odds its some non-league striker called Frank Ace :roll:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:05:00
spencer white has called asher making it official apparently its cureton and thorpe but we have no idea how hes knows.... its not been announced anywhere?


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:07:52
Quote from: "fatbury"
I hope its Henderson, Akinfenwa and Horlock

But thats about a million to one chance!


I also heard horlock was coming.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:08:25
Not official was off another kid, hold fire!  But ive heard a strong rumour horlock will re sign??? could be a sweetener in parkin deal???? that wasnt annouced


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:09:27
stop nicking my rumours marie


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:09:54
Horlock back at Swindon?? That would be class.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:10:18
sorry fatbury just read you said horlock!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:12:19
Quote from: "Asher"
sorry fatbury just read you said horlock!


so dont blame me.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:12:30
I wish they would hurry up ,I want to go into town and blow some money :x


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:13:50
We've got 1 - Jack Smith from Watford. Give him the number 3 and it would be like Grant never went...


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: walrus on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:14:08
Rich Fallon has not been a let down in a Town shirt   :x

Surely can't be long now.  I'd stake money on the fact that the signings won't consist of: Henderson, Akinfenwa and Horlock!  Horlock would be highly unlikely as he's one of Royal's pets, Akinfenwa is out of our price league and Henderson is stuck at Gills for the rest of his career  

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

My money's on Cureton...  Other than that, search me - but I'd be surprised if it was more than one striker.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:14:21
Yep Jack Smith is definitely one of the three.

http://www.watfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/Professtional/0,,10400~22746,00.html


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: walrus on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:15:51
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Yep Jack Smith is definitely one of the three.

http://www.watfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/Professtional/0,,10400~22746,00.html


Hardly exciting?  He wasn't bad on Championship Manager, and should in theory hook up well with Ifil.  Problem is, where does this leave Nicholas?  Poor guy.   :cry:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:20:32
Yeah, the exciting one is to come later and it's not just Shakes and Comyn Platt. Jack Smith can play left or right back, which we do need more back up for.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:36:01
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Yeah, the exciting one is to come later and it's not just Shakes and Comyn Platt. Jack Smith can play left or right back, which we do need more back up for.


Direct replacement to Duke then it would seem.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Tails on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:40:29
Well he looks better than Duke so that'll do.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:42:50
Not difficult is it tho! :mrgreen:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 12:48:43
still no fucking news.  I need a piss


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: CARTMAN on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:03:59
JACK SMITH DEFINATE. TWO OTHERS BEING HELD 'CLOSE TO HIS CHEST,. POSSIBLY THE WORST KEPT SECRET OF ALL TIME. THISISSTFC.CO.UK


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:04:43
Please don't shout, I've got a headache.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:06:51
HA HA HA HA hope it is really painful  :twisted:  :wink:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:08:35
Cheers Birdie.

It's been brought on a sustained frustration over the day - I'm not sure why. :?  :wink:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:09:58
go and have a wank, that willmake you feel better.  Piemonte does it all the time  :wink:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:11:35
I'm at work, that would be wierd.


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:13:17
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  you'd better go and take some tablets then


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:14:28
Quote from: "Bedford Red"
I'm off down the pub for a pie and pint, there had better be some news when I get back.


Back from the pub, and still no news!


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 13:20:36
WAHOO got my text I can have a piss now


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 15:11:53
Quote from: "STFCBird"
go and have a wank, that willmake you feel better.  Piemonte does it all the time  :wink:


I'm having one right now whilst typing.  :nuts:

who says men are shite at multi-tasking eh? :D


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 15:18:12
well men can multi task, they can scratch their cock and change channels on the remote at the same time


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 15:20:14
I scratch my cock with the remote whilst changing channel. Its more efficient that way :mrgreen:


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 15:20:20
Cock-scratching sounds painful, I think it was more likely to be bollock-adjusting


Title: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 30, 2005, 15:21:21
yuk cheesy remote